Leprechaun?!....
yeah Leprechauns... wee tiny fellas that say begorah, begorah, begorah and live under four leaf clovers...

My uncle was one back in the sixties...

Hi Smerf...

Them wee green toadies have got stashes of gold pots, they aint gonna miss the odd 1 or 20...

They don't half put up a fight though trying to snatch them crocks o gold outa their grubby little mits, you should see the bite marks on me ankles...

Cheers
Frank