As I haven't a clue about what's actually being said here, I'll throw in some words of wisdom that should cover just about everything...

Wibble...

Where's me shirt...

Upside down banana trees with pink fluffy bits...

AAAArold...

The aliens are in your back garden now...

Don't go into the light...

2+2 = erm...

I've just found more bodies in the basement, where do they all come from...

Slarti Bartfast invented Norway and the Amiga in his spare time...

Wee short fat things with big rubber lips...

There... think that should cover everything that being discussed...
