Here It Is straight Frae Ra Hoarses Mooth...
It all started one bright sunny day just after midnight,
There I was having a nice wee philosophical bit o banter with my good friend and highly intelligent wee chappy Magnetic about life, the universe and selling dodgy Amiga's at inflated prices...
When... poof... in a cloud of green smoke all of a sudden up popped a real nasty evil wee troll called kd7ota and began chanting and growling in a hideous and nasty garbled voice about how he was going to pulverise me into the ground and making derogatory remarks about my ex-wife...
Now to say I didn't take too kindly to this would be a just a wee tad of an understatement and so the war began... :flame::whack::swords::quickdraw:
It was a nasty long drawn out affair, handbags and fur flew everywhere, there were words bandied about that would make a sailor blush but some of the posts were the most humorous posts that I've read or written in long time, but the war spilt over from one thread to another as the three stoogies competed to see who could insult the other the quickest, in the meantime no other poor sod was able to get a word in edgeways...
This led to some of the voiceless complaining to poor Argo that they weren't getting a chance to post their keech as the three horsemen of the apocalypse had started an all out war here on A.org (the fourth horsemans mummy said he was grounded and could take part) and the posting rate was so frantic that there was a chance the whole site may just implode in a puff of purple smoke and destroy the earth, mankind & the whole of cyberspace into the bargain...
So up stepped the wise grand wizard Argo, with his book of magic spells (A Mods Guide To The Internet Vol III) and he waved his magic wand (that he'd just made from an old lollipop stick and a wee gold star he found that he'd been awarded when he was in the brownies) and banished the three foes to do battle in the voids of cyberspace... :eek:
For forty day & forty nights (well it seemed that long) the three battled it out in the voids of their minds and darkest recesses of that place they call moobunny where all the warriors and weirdos go to do final battle until one emerges victorious...
Well after a long drawn out battle, in which some very rude and choice words where thrown back and forth between the three battling numpties (I got hit right in the goolies with a well aimed "you bitch") I emerged victorious and though slightly wounded by an almost fatal blow from a tickling stick right to the temple but here I am standing tall (albeit with a slight limp and one of me eyes gouged out) to once again bring joy, wisdom and absolute keech to the masses once more in Amigaland (and not forgetting an abundance of those smilie faces that I know sooo many of you absolutely love me placing in me posts...
So all you good folks of Amigaland, rejoice and celebrate cos I'm back to save you all from the mundane and boring things that happen in everyday life with a quadrupling of my posting rate, even more smilie faces and of course some of the most inane and absolute load of jobbies you're ever likely to read anywhere in this truely bizzarest of bizzare places called the internet, where nothing is quite as it seems and is just a figroll of someones very warped and twisted imagination (most likely Adz mind, cos that's the most bizzare place in the universe, cept for Kesa co he's froma an alternate reality, Australia I believe it's called)...
And that's the whole story of the day Amiga.org went mad....
The End.
(or is it...
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