Nope. I actually went into a Scientology center. I suppose that means that if I went into an Apple store, I should expect them to tell me that my UI is already highly 'intuative', and that none of their products will improve my experience.
Actually, the one time I did go into an Apple store, I went in, told them what I was looking for, and asked to see the models that fit that. The employee took me over to the two models, I picked the cheeper one as it fit my needs, and the employee rang me up there at the counter. He got me a bag, and thanked me for the business. So, I guess the experience WAS a bit like going into a Scientology center...