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Offline tone007

Re: CommodoreUSA CTO ramblings - Funny.
« Reply #29 from previous page: February 08, 2011, 02:55:39 AM »
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For my very average IQ i find it's a nice size. Though i understand someone like you might struggle... :roflmao:

Correct, reading such drivel can be painful for those of above average intelligence.

;)

I knew I could get you to add a line to your sig.  Such a little puppet.
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Re: CommodoreUSA CTO ramblings - Funny.
« Reply #30 on: February 08, 2011, 03:01:22 AM »
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Correct, reading such drivel can be painful for those of above average intelligence.

;)

I knew I could get you to add a line to your sig.  Such a little puppet.

Damn, i have clearly underestimated you. Who would have thought a ginger would have such wit? :)
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Re: CommodoreUSA CTO ramblings - Funny.
« Reply #31 on: February 08, 2011, 03:26:41 AM »
Just thought I'd post here as well seeing as I was working my way down the threads...:)
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Re: CommodoreUSA CTO ramblings - Funny.
« Reply #32 on: February 08, 2011, 03:28:14 AM »
Damn, these C-USA guys get funnier and funnier.

Do they meet up at Barry's house, do some crystal meth and then update their website?
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Re: CommodoreUSA CTO ramblings - Funny.
« Reply #33 on: February 08, 2011, 03:34:04 AM »
So they actually did produce a product. I was unaware of this!

And what's the deal, it doesn't support AROS or something? Why Ubuntu?!

If it did actually have a scratch and sniff sticker, I might be interested, so long as it didn't smell like Lady Gaga's thong.

Oh, and did C-USA actually post something to the effect of "Think Outside the Box" on their page?! I can't tell you how many times have I heard that phrase used through out my life, and long before Apple used the phrase to sell their Intel PC Macs at that.

I guess I really have nothing witty to add to this post, but damn...

...I really can't believe they actually shipped hardware, and with Ubuntu and not AROS of all things. BOLD!

Oh wait, I see the info at the bottom of the video now...

...the hardware has been shipped to one unfortunate soul.
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Re: CommodoreUSA CTO ramblings - Funny.
« Reply #34 on: February 08, 2011, 03:43:14 AM »
Yes so far only one person in the world ever bought a computer from them.
(That has admitted to it)

Since he was their only sale, they gave him the job of CFO. Now remember, thats after a 30 million dollar advertising budget and all, so the job dosn't pay. a year of hype, announcemnts, plans, cancelled plans, websites stolen from apple's word for word...
Hype, more announcements, yes they have sold one computer that we know of.

Just a side note, I beat commodoreUSA's worldwide sales myself on ebay last week. And hey, I don't have all that loot. hahaha

Oh, and no crystal meth for them. Thats reserved for people taking and working on the software bounties. Well that,pizza and asian hookers.

Like I said before, whatever it takes to keep them happy and coding.

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Re: CommodoreUSA CTO ramblings - Funny.
« Reply #35 on: February 08, 2011, 03:57:49 AM »
Man, if only they were selling Asian hookers instead... :/
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Re: CommodoreUSA CTO ramblings - Funny.
« Reply #36 on: February 08, 2011, 04:07:30 AM »
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Man, if only they were selling Asian hookers instead... :/


I think hookers usually work on a rental program.
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Re: CommodoreUSA CTO ramblings - Funny.
« Reply #37 on: February 08, 2011, 04:15:51 AM »
Damn it!
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Re: CommodoreUSA CTO ramblings - Funny.
« Reply #38 on: February 08, 2011, 05:17:52 AM »
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Oh, and did C-USA actually post something to the effect of "Think Outside the Box" on their page?!
Yep. Bottom of this page. Has to be the most jaw-dropping thing about the whole site, at least that I've spotted...
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Re: CommodoreUSA CTO ramblings - Funny.
« Reply #39 on: February 08, 2011, 05:34:26 AM »
what the crap is up with the poo bear?
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Re: CommodoreUSA CTO ramblings - Funny.
« Reply #40 on: February 08, 2011, 06:19:01 AM »
I wonder how long till the site claims that C USA's products will "empower" us?
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Re: CommodoreUSA CTO ramblings - Funny.
« Reply #41 on: February 08, 2011, 07:00:03 AM »
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or even Battlestar Galactica remakes. It is not the same..ON PURPOSE! It is better.


No effin way that new BSG is better than the old series, haha.
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Re: CommodoreUSA CTO ramblings - Funny.
« Reply #42 on: February 08, 2011, 07:03:09 AM »
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No effin way that new BSG is better than the old series, haha.

The new series is infinitely times better than the original :rtfm:
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Re: CommodoreUSA CTO ramblings - Funny.
« Reply #43 on: February 09, 2011, 01:42:38 AM »
It is funny
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Re: CommodoreUSA CTO ramblings - Funny.
« Reply #44 on: February 09, 2011, 02:15:45 AM »
Ahem... you've missed one... :)
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