
:pint: :banana: :hat: :afro: 
/me throws a bag of popcorn in the microwave...
Could you tell me where it's going, cos I haven't got the foggiest...

On a totally unrelated subject however I would just like to take this opportunity to say...
Chocolate spanners, mince 'n' tattie, worms with big bums and of course the obligatory Wibble...

Oi you get down off my ceiling...
Where did my dead dog go...
The fairies at the bottom of me garden are really, really fat & smelly and they're at least 200 feet tall sideways...
My meds are running out...
Help...
Too late beyond help now...
