Hypothetically, had I been drinking last night, it's quite possible the following may have occurred:
Me deciding that I needed more drinks at 2am, so went for a walk when a friend was leaving my place to go and catch a cab.
Me deciding I needed a drinking buddy so loaned the aforementioned friend some of my rent money (which is overdue becuase of new years break).
Me making friends with a random drunk guy at the aforementioned pub.
Me insisting persistantly this new drunk friend come back to my place for a few more beers, even though the whole time I spoke to him I was thinking, "sheesh dude, youre boring as mud", and me finding I had no beers left at home.
Me losing my phone at pub and getting some of the staff to help me look for it at, only to discover that Id hadnt taken my phone with me and it was at home all along.
And somewhat boringly, me being hung over as all heck today.
Additionally had I been drinking last night I may have also hopped onto the #AROS irc channel on freenode and tried (unsuccessfuly) to talk,..... had this happened the follow may be excerts from said attempt at chatting,.......
he dorny
who do who who
hee he, hefore I fefore firfeore
dofifire or for fefore feforo foroifgt
who they eftorfe tenight tonight
it gui of night of toghight
fo onight he tight guy ways, gut I git he hahtirf rar all figight all toghter to
who ever the hell he wass
I who I make hense of night so thehty toight tpo heght trahters toghtight that hight me

Im gighttly toghitght
haha
I gight tonbight at least sort of might moghtinght
forthy, thing Im foaybe drught as a strught
they where very drubght, but dunno who theyh where
hap[ppy new hear 
* @_4pLaY_ thinks fishy_fis has had more then 1 beer tonight =)
It'd only 1 beer that a beer bor the beer was drunk
I haar beer beefre who he was
but he wistisfir virit me for about 5 hours houright
oh, incidently this is (apparently) English.
All hypothetically of course :-)
Anyone else have any interesting new years adventures ? 
oh, and happy new year everyone 