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Re: New Mystery Amiga Hardware Coming to the DiscreetFX iStore on June 30th, 2010!
« Reply #59 on: June 24, 2010, 12:19:45 AM »
An adapter for the Optimus Maximus keyboard together with an Amiga compatible layout.
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Re: New Mystery Amiga Hardware Coming to the DiscreetFX iStore on June 30th, 2010!
« Reply #60 on: June 24, 2010, 12:22:46 AM »
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Gotta love Terminator


I'm glad someone appreciates a sense of humor. :lol:
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Re: New Mystery Amiga Hardware Coming to the DiscreetFX iStore on June 30th, 2010!
« Reply #61 on: June 24, 2010, 12:26:21 AM »
Well lets see, the "FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE" (bold and caps-lock broken) is obviously the 2010 version of "exciting news", which can lead to only one guess, hot air.

The whole post was about carrot-dangling and creating pages of replies with 0 contents, so it must be something boring, useless and outright bizzare.

Mmm bizzare and hot air ? ........

....... Amiga-branded canned fa#### ......

Yep your right, I 100% hate attention-who##### pseudo-news with 0 contents.
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1. Make an announcment.
2. Wait a while.
3. Check if it can actually be done.
4. Wait for someone else to do it.
5. Start working on it while giving out hillarious progress-reports.
6. Deny that you have ever announced it
7. Blame someone else
 

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Re: New Mystery Amiga Hardware Coming to the DiscreetFX iStore on June 30th, 2010!
« Reply #62 on: June 24, 2010, 12:28:45 AM »
Wait! I got it.



A cpu that's a neural-net processor..... a learning computer.


:roflmao:


The A600 series had plastic composite skin. We spotted them easy. But these are new. They *LOOK* Amiga. Guru Meditations, no software support, antiquated hardware. I had to wait until there were no Amigans left, until I could zero it.

LISTEN AND UNDERSTAND! Amiga Inc. is out there. It can't be bargained with. It can't be reasoned with. It doesn't feel pity or remorse or fear and it absolutely WILL NOT STOP, *EVER*....... until the Amiga is dead.

*snort*


I kill me. :lol:
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Re: New Mystery Amiga Hardware Coming to the DiscreetFX iStore on June 30th, 2010!
« Reply #63 on: June 24, 2010, 03:47:18 AM »
What about a Quantum Computer ZorroIII card?
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Re: New Mystery Amiga Hardware Coming to the DiscreetFX iStore on June 30th, 2010!
« Reply #64 on: June 24, 2010, 03:50:32 AM »
A 2 Yottabyte SSD
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Re: New Mystery Amiga Hardware Coming to the DiscreetFX iStore on June 30th, 2010!
« Reply #65 on: June 24, 2010, 04:02:52 AM »
Not all Amiga users have USB ports. What is an Amigan to do if he wants a USB desk lamp, but does not have USB ports? It has got to be a Desk lamp, powered by the floppy port with pass through so floppy drives are not affected.
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Re: New Mystery Amiga Hardware Coming to the DiscreetFX iStore on June 30th, 2010!
« Reply #66 on: June 24, 2010, 04:20:24 AM »
They say Things Happen in Three's.
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Re: New Mystery Amiga Hardware Coming to the DiscreetFX iStore on June 30th, 2010!
« Reply #67 on: June 24, 2010, 04:53:35 AM »
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A life?!


Was that a reply to my post? I sincerely hope not.
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Re: New Mystery Amiga Hardware Coming to the DiscreetFX iStore on June 30th, 2010!
« Reply #68 on: June 24, 2010, 05:24:43 AM »
I hope it's an electric cheese grater! In fact I'm willing to bet that that's what it is! An electric cheese grater powered by the 1200's clock port!
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Re: New Mystery Amiga Hardware Coming to the DiscreetFX iStore on June 30th, 2010!
« Reply #69 on: June 24, 2010, 06:30:14 AM »
I believe that Pyromania's last post was a hint! This might mean that we're talking about some board that covers 3 different expansion needs. :-)
Say, definitely an accelerator of some sort, with an IDE (or maybe SATA?) i/f, and room for say an ff or USB maybe? hmmm
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Re: New Mystery Amiga Hardware Coming to the DiscreetFX iStore on June 30th, 2010!
« Reply #70 on: June 24, 2010, 08:40:43 AM »
The mathematical formula below relates to mystery hardware #2 and does not apply to mystery #1 or 3.

1 = 3
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Re: New Mystery Amiga Hardware Coming to the DiscreetFX iStore on June 30th, 2010!
« Reply #71 on: June 24, 2010, 12:37:33 PM »
3 in 1 u say.....
Hardware 2)
            CPU with ram accelerator (classed as 1)
            Sata (was Graphics card)
            USB (was Sound card)
Now i say PRICE and Delivery TO Sydney!!!

wait just thought about it 3 in 1 is hardware 2.. but u have 2 more hardware coming??????????
1) Graphics Card
3) Sound Card
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Re: New Mystery Amiga Hardware Coming to the DiscreetFX iStore on June 30th, 2010!
« Reply #72 on: June 24, 2010, 01:15:26 PM »
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They say Things Happen in Three's.

Ok, with your hints I will take a serious guess.
 
A new Voodoo 3 zorro video card based on the Prometheus design.
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Re: New Mystery Amiga Hardware Coming to the DiscreetFX iStore on June 30th, 2010!
« Reply #73 on: June 24, 2010, 01:18:05 PM »
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The mathematical formula below relates to mystery hardware #2 and does not apply to mystery #1 or 3.
 
1 = 3

Err, too early to read that hint, must drink more coffee.
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Re: New Mystery Amiga Hardware Coming to the DiscreetFX iStore on June 30th, 2010!
« Reply #74 from previous page: June 24, 2010, 01:18:09 PM »
OK i want these Hardware......... "waves cash in air" 'looks around to make sure wife doesn't see the money...... :D'
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2 x C=64, 2 x C64C, C128 (jiffydos), C128D, 3 x A500 (1 x 030),
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3 x A1200 (1 x 030, Indivision and IDE-Fix with 40 GB HDD & DVD Burner)
2 x A4000 (4060, Deneb, Indivsion), CD32.
2 x Apple IIe and A IIGS (Various new cards), + 3 x Megadrives (CD and 32), 2 x Saturns, and a dreamcast.. :D
 
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