We need a Conspiracy Theory Forum

[som99]

I would hang around there alot

[walter]

With reference to Trevor Dickinson...

And what was he doing on 911?

Trying to order a pizza, garlic bread and a coupla side salads.

[mknkt]

Ha! We had better get going with this new forum, I just remembered we only have until December 21, 2012 to get all of our conspiracy theories out in the open.

I'm with you on that one

[walter]

Its not a conspiracy when its obvious he is a Muslim socialist and his cabinet are socialist....

Why is it obvious? What characterises an "obvious muslim"?

If you don't know it's not our responsibility to tell you.  Really Karlos, I thought that you of all people would be in the know on this one.

The obvious Muslim socialism is merely a decoy, as are the series of birth certificates, each from a country more remote.  Our coven has obtained a copy of the true birth---excuse me:  hatching---certificate showing "Obama's" origin in Pod 17322, Flahrtnauk, Mars.  After somatic modification the hatchling was substituted for a hapless human infant and carefully guided through life to its present exalted position, where it is ideally situated to insure (through its fiendish "health care reform" project, and its concomitant "death panels") the supply of that most prized of Martian delicacies:  Grandma.

[mknkt]

Oh sure we'll have internet access, but we won't have a browser that will work with any of the webpages.

That quote from Jay Miner... little did he know we would have implants...

[Karlos]

If you don't know it's not our responsibility to tell you.  Really Karlos, I thought that you of all people would be in the know on this one.

Oh, moreso than you could ever realise

[mknkt]

If you didn't know about this one... it's a very important one to have knowledge of, because it's coming... and soon:eek:

http://www.stevequayle.com/News.alert/09_Steve_articles/091015.the.beast.html

Actually, this whole website is very interesting!!!

[EDanaII]

I think you're all doing this just to get back at me! :p

[Karlos]

I think you're all doing this just to get back at me! :p

Just because you are paranoid, doesn't mean they aren't all out to get you.

[mknkt]

I wonder if Chuck Peddle was working with Alien technology to be able to create the first PC... you never know:confused:

[persia]

Obviously an illuminati spy in our midst...

no we don't

[Methuselas]

Why is it obvious? What characterises an "obvious muslim"?

You should disregard that, Karlos. See, Americans have been programmed to turn against one another, including our Government, in times of extreme crisis. This was indoctrinated during the Bush Administration.

I figured that, well, you not being American and all, you would have already noticed it. :roflmao:

[Methuselas]

If you don't know it's not our responsibility to tell you.  Really Karlos, I thought that you of all people would be in the know on this one.

The obvious Muslim socialism is merely a decoy, as are the series of birth certificates, each from a country more remote.  Our coven has obtained a copy of the true birth---excuse me:  hatching---certificate showing "Obama's" origin in Pod 17322, Flahrtnauk, Mars.  After somatic modification the hatchling was substituted for a hapless human infant and carefully guided through life to its present exalted position, where it is ideally situated to insure (through its fiendish "health care reform" project, and its concomitant "death panels") the supply of that most prized of Martian delicacies:  Grandma.

LIES!!! It's all lies. The truth is here! Barrack Obama is actually L. Ron Hubbard. Since he is now inhabiting Barrack Obama (Note that during the late Eighties, after Hubbard's death,  the President was no longer going by "Barry", but Barrack).

Xenu is not the evil dictator that L. Ron Hubbard made him out to be, as he is only trying to bring peace to the galaxy. Tom Cruise is slowly being polished for his run for Presidency and making Scientology the Unified States of America's state religion. Only through the power of Xenu can we stop this take over not only the United States, but the *ENTIRE* world.

Don't believe me?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UFBZ_uAbxS0

I speak as a Suppressive Person.

[AmigaEd]

That quote from Jay Miner... little did he know we would have implants...

EEEKKK! The irony of your statement will soon be clear. OH! Now you've done it! How dare you! It is so not appropriate to blaspheme the Great Creator!

Not only did Jay know that we would have implants, He was inventing them!

Please reference the article discussed in...
http://www.amiga.org/forums/showthread.php?t=52879&highlight=miner

Also, If memory serves me correctly, there is an interview video with Jay that is included with the Amiga Forever disks. I believe he makes mention of his work with biomedical devices.

Of course, if you really need proof, you could probably have your implant removed and then open it up. There is probably a microscopic paw print and some signatures on the inside.

Regards,
AmigaEd

[mknkt]

EEEKKK! The irony of your statement will soon be clear. OH! Now you've done it! How dare you! It is so not appropriate to blaspheme the Great Creator!

Not only did Jay know that we would have implants, He was inventing them!

Please reference the article discussed in...
http://www.amiga.org/forums/showthread.php?t=52879&highlight=miner

Also, If memory serves me correctly, there is an interview video with Jay that is included with the Amiga Forever disks. I believe he makes mention of his work with biomedical devices.

Of course, if you really need proof, you could probably have your implant removed and then open it up. There is probably a microscopic paw print and some signatures on the inside.

Regards,
AmigaEd

Had no idea... lol on the paw print :lol:

[persia]

@Methuselas

My family in Iran say the Mullahs are too busy running brothels, excuse me, temporary marriage businesses, to be bothered with terrorism.  They hire goons to beat up people in the night, but  basically are more a local mafia than a global threat.  

Also my family's business is usually hit once a week for money from the goons, the mullahs normally don't get their hands dirty.  Basically a local mullah showed up with some basiji the first time and gave the "you wouldn't want anything to happen to your shop" speech and then left it to the goons to do the dirty work of collecting the money.