Some quickies to get things started:
New World Order (which keeps coming up time and time again)
The Amero (coming soon after our banks collapse, some say within 18 months: the new North and South American currency)
Obama's cabinet, his non-elected Czars, his socialist agenda, the fact he continues to surround himself with known/proud Marxists and socialists, the Kenyan birth thing, Michelle accidentally calling Kenya his "home country" in a speech one time, Obama stating he planned to visit all 57 States in a speech (Islam has 57 states, not America), the Dhimmitude thing... lots and lots of conspiracy theories abound with this latest presidency.
Oh and almost forgot: Alien bases on the moon:
http://www.adamskifoundation.com/html/Moon.htmhttp://alien-ufo-research.com/alien_moon_bases/:lol:
Conspiracy theories aren't so much the distraction as our underpaid and under-appreciated 40+ hour enslaved work weeks or "livelihoods" are

All the people working their arses off to provide a living while their mate is busy texting and screwing while they're away, "never" home to satisfy their promiscuous tendencies.