Ok hear me out!
I've just found a game that would keep the GF quiet for a long time, "Dog's Life"... But it only runs on the PS2!!...
I don't have one, and don't want one (unless it's free), So I have decided to look for a PS2 Emualtor I have found PCX2 an NCX2 but bother are really early in their development and don't run many comercail games yet.