I bet there's alot you don't understand. You make it very clear in your posts, keep it up, it's entertaining. The more useless crap you post, the more useless you appear.
Aww, did I hurt your feelings? Is the CDTV your friend?
Tell me, out of the box, what is the CDTV actually useful for? Not watching videos, because the video quality is terrible, not playing amiga games, because there is no floppy drive, and not playing those FMVB games from the early 90s because none of them are even remotley fun or interesting.
A foot stool?
The only good thing about the CDTV was when the stores were getting rid of them cheap, and you could assemble, with a bunch of addons, a Cool black computer with a CDROM drive. And even then a 500+cdrom was probably cheaper, and far more portable. I'd go as far as to say you'd be better of buying a used 1000 and a can of spray paint.