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HUMOR-IMPAIRED DRONERS PRESENT LANDSCAPES OF UNRELENTING GRAYNESS TO AMIGA.ORG READERS - EXODUS DEEMED IMMINENT
In their quest to clearly delineate to Unbelievers just what is black, and what is white, the unremittant droners mistakenly spilled their fingerpaint. A gloppy, sticky mess of bleak grays soon ate up formerly cheery Amiga.org spaces. Upon seeing what they had done, one of the droners remarked,
"I guess we will have to have a mass exodus from here. It's bleak and it's GRAY, and gloppy and sticky. Who wants to hang around this MESS? I know I don't! - that's why several times I've left FOREVER from these forums of FUDmongers, red trolls, liars, and BAD webmasters and moderators. I'd leave again FOREVER, but first I have a divine mission to convert all the heathens."
Several forum viewers remarked that red and blue should make purple, but unfortunately too much black and white was used to see other colors at all. "It's bleak, it's bleak," said one onlooker. It probably won't be fun at all."
When attempts by others were not successful to take the thread back into color by investing it with vestigal humor, that earlier respondent exclaimed in his special strident chalkboard voice, "See - I told you! It's the lowest of lows. I ought to quit coming here forever again -"
