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This is why
« on: September 23, 2009, 09:21:23 PM »
You're fat...

Behold

The Turbaconucken

Dun dun duuuuuh!
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Re: This is why
« Reply #1 on: September 23, 2009, 09:32:24 PM »
A triple heart bypass on a plate :D

Have a look for the £10 "Full English Breakfast" if you want another prime example of gastric debauchery.
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Re: This is why
« Reply #2 on: September 23, 2009, 09:37:39 PM »
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A triple heart bypass on a plate :D


I think the only way this could be made more unhealthy for you is if the Scotts ever got hold of this and dropped the lot into a deep fat fryer :roflmao:

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Have a look for the £10 "Full English Breakfast" if you want another prime example of gastric debauchery.


Sweet mother of...

That's just not right! :nervous::eek::crazy:
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Re: This is why
« Reply #3 on: September 23, 2009, 09:41:14 PM »
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I think the only way this could be made more unhealthy for you is if the Scotts ever got hold of this and dropped the lot into a deep fat fryer :roflmao:

:roflmao: Indeed.

Ever see that SNL "Taco Town" sketch? Classic :)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cWu-gqoMUn0 - unfortunately not the original (well it is the original sketch, but I mean it isn't directly ripped from the original :lol:). I guess this guy doesn't know how to rip ;)

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That's just not right! :nervous::eek::crazy:

And then some. You'd need an extra pair of stomachs just to hold the bloody thing.
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Re: This is why
« Reply #4 on: September 23, 2009, 09:52:45 PM »
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:roflmao: Indeed.

Ever see that SNL "Taco Town" sketch? Classic :)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cWu-gqoMUn0 - unfortunately not the original. I guess this guy doesn't know how to rip ;)


:roflmao::roflmao::roflmao:

That is messed up on a whole different level :laughing:

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And then some. You'd need an extra pair of stomachs just to hold the bloody thing.


Or my brother ;)
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Re: This is why
« Reply #5 on: September 23, 2009, 09:57:23 PM »
Up to a point, the Taco Town Taco actually looks quite nice...
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Re: This is why
« Reply #6 on: September 23, 2009, 10:04:59 PM »
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Up to a point, the Taco Town Taco actually looks quite nice...


Admit it, it was the blueberry pancake at the end that was a step too far ;)
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Re: This is why
« Reply #7 on: September 23, 2009, 10:10:29 PM »
Oooh, not just any bacon, but the socially unredeemable streaky bacon.  Why go half way?
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Re: This is why
« Reply #8 on: September 23, 2009, 10:44:48 PM »
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Admit it, it was the blueberry pancake at the end that was a step too far ;)


Call me old fashioned, but I like my desert to be separate from the main course :)
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Re: This is why
« Reply #9 on: September 24, 2009, 01:10:47 AM »
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I think the only way this could be made more unhealthy for you is if the Scotts ever got hold of this and dropped the lot into a deep fat fryer :roflmao:
We both ordered out tonight  from a new place, I got a Chicken Tikka Calzone and Siouxsie got a Munchie Box.

There was one thing on the menu that I  wouldn't get though - deep fried cheeseburger!

I've heard of deep fried mars bars among other things, but the cheeseburger is a bit much.
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Re: This is why
« Reply #10 on: September 24, 2009, 08:22:31 AM »
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We both ordered out tonight  from a new place, I got a Chicken Tikka Calzone and Siouxsie got a Munchie Box.

There was one thing on the menu that I  wouldn't get though - deep fried cheeseburger!

I've heard of deep fried mars bars among other things, but the cheeseburger is a bit much.


Deep Fried pizza was the thing to have a while back, so I heard. :D

Oh shi... :lol:
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Re: This is why
« Reply #11 on: September 24, 2009, 09:44:10 AM »
Look at the motion blur on the English breakfast guy's hand. The cheer determination of the speed, and the magnificent angle of attack with the fork. He is going for that sausage. Oh yeah.
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Re: This is why
« Reply #12 on: September 24, 2009, 10:09:13 AM »
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Look at the motion blur on the English breakfast guy's hand. The cheer determination of the speed, and the magnificent angle of attack with the fork. He is going for that sausage. Oh yeah.


You know the outcome is all but inevitable.

Look at that guy. He can't eat all those sausages. Don't be so ridiculous... ;)
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Re: This is why
« Reply #13 on: September 24, 2009, 10:15:49 AM »
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We both ordered out tonight  from a new place, I got a Chicken Tikka Calzone and Siouxsie got a Munchie Box.

There was one thing on the menu that I  wouldn't get though - deep fried cheeseburger!

I've heard of deep fried mars bars among other things, but the cheeseburger is a bit much.




What could possibly be wrong with that? :roflmao:
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Re: This is why
« Reply #14 on: September 24, 2009, 10:18:23 AM »
@Karlos

Well sometimes we caveat for more than we can handle. A good rule is, if the plate of food out weights your own weight. Its possibly hazardous for our health.  :-)
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