@ Rogue
Some quick research shows that my VCORE is one setting too low (XPC7451RX800RE should be 1.64, mine is at 1.59). However, in the example in the linked article, the VCORE is intentionally set lower than suggested due to heat issues. Would such a small discrepancy cause such problems as I have?
Well, I'll have my dealer give everything a checkup when I send it in. I'll try to get a better cooler installed too - the only thing I've done to improve the system was to replace the thermal pad with thermal compound.
Cheers, and thanks for the help.