Dear BBC News
Alright, we get it. It's snowing. Clearly you are very excited about this. I would like to inform you, though, that I am able to see that the snow is still there by looking out of my window. I can save you a lot of trouble by relieving you of the duty of reminding me every 5 minutes of the following pieces of information:
1. It has been snowing
2. There is a lot of snow
3. We haven't seen this much snow for "a generation"
4. It's difficult to drive in snow
5. Public transport is currently f**ked
6. Children like snow
7. Children like not being in school
8. It may, at some point in the future, snow again
9. We might run out of grit for the roads
10. Snow is cold
Thanks for understanding.