Jam psychotronic mind-control signals with your Amiga!

[Everblue]

http://zapatopi.net/mindguard/

I can't stop laughing, seriously....

From the intro:

"MindGuard is a program for Amiga and Linux computers that protects your mind by actively jamming and/or scrambling psychotronic mind-control signals and removing harmful engrammic pollutants from your brain. It also has the ability to scan for and decipher into English specific signals so you can see exactly Who wants to control you and what They are trying to make you think."

And there are people out there who actually take this crap seriously.

 :-D

[Kronos]

Enforcer hits are MindGuard's way of letting you know it's working.

Maybe I should include that little gem into my readmes too....

[Zac67]

 :laughing:  :roflmao:  :laughing:

PRICELESS!

And I'm said to be paranoid... :crazy:

[Rebel-CD32]

You guys have all been brainwashed by Microsoft and McDonalds! This is no laughing matter, go guard your minds before it's too late!

Remeber if you live close to a mobile phone tower, an aluminium factory or a large rock you need to construct a tinfoil hat as well as running MindGuard once a week.

[Everblue]

Are you serious? Because you know, the whole planet would qualify as "large rock".

[Rebel-CD32]

I'm super cereal dude, no one is safe.

Here's some important information that could save you from becoming a slave to the New World Order!

http://zapatopi.net/afdb/

[Audun]

Oh {bleep}! I  better get out of Norway!

[Everblue]

And I should get off Malta. Its one big rock!

[ZeBeeDee]

Must eat at Mcdonads ... Must eat at Mcdonads ... Must eat at Mcdonads ...

Brainwashed? Me? Nah ... Would you like fries with that?

[motorollin]

Is that serious? If so, which equipment does the author think an Amiga contains which is capable of intercepting and jamming radio transmissions of any kind?

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moto

[AmigaPete]

"Doomy is da fashizzle!"


 :-D

[beller]

motorollin wrote:
Is that serious? If so, which equipment does the author think an Amiga contains which is capable of intercepting and jamming radio transmissions of any kind?

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moto

Wow, that's is some interesting software.  Moto, I think I discovered what makes it work!  Geez, can't believe they actually post this:

"Don't throw out your old computers! The computer industry, no doubt at the behest of the forces of mind control, is conspiring to replace all aluminum in computer chips with copper. IBM has already shipped millions of copper-based PowerPC CPUs and has its sights on all the other chips on your motherboard.

MindGuard uses the unique psychotronic properties of the aluminum found in the chips throughout personal computers to generate its psychotronic anti-signals. An all-copper computer would not be able to generate proper anti-signals and would be unable to run MindGuard properly (however it should still be able to pick up and decipher the signals since this is done at the semiconductor level).

DO NOT RUN MINDGUARD ON AN ALL COPPER PC! Computers with just a few copper components, such as the CPU, should still work fine for now. Make sure to do your research before replacing your mind control protection computer.

Combined with the computer industry's campaign of continuous obsolescence and the upgrade treadmill, this could render most consumer available personal computers unable to block psychotronics within five years! Lucky for us paranoids, Linux runs well on all-aluminum 486s, and Amiga computers remain as good as they were in 1990."

[motorollin]

:lol:

What they seem to be saying is that the aluminium components function as an antenna. What they don't explain is precisely which component in the computer is the transceiver :roll:

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moto

[LoadWB]

The best part is the faked legal threat.  I do not know a single lawyer who would refer to "The Illegal Device" or "The Illegal Program."  The term would be "Infringing" since there is no decisive illegality until adjudication.

Oh, and the "fail to cave to our demands," or such tripe.  Also, was pneumatic tube still in use in Gig Harbor, WA in 2000?

Registrant Contact:
      [Name removed, but publicly available]
      Metazoan w/ bilateral symmetry
      [Address removed, but publicly available]
      Gig Harbor, WA 98335
      US
      +1.1234567890

(Hosted in NC)  The phone number violates ICANN rules for valid domain registration, anyway.  All-in-all, I have to conclude that this is either a joke, or a seriously deluded individual.

From the MindGate Public License (MGPL)

All persons not affiliated with evil mind-control agencies are
  hereby granted permission to copy and distribute unaltered copies
  of this license in its entirety.

I, sir, am from a non-evil mind-control agency.  But were I evil, could I distribute altered copies?

From the FAQ, asking about detecting signals from the 1990s:

You may be experiencing psychotronic echoes caused when mind-control signals produce sympathetic vibrations in nearby aluminum ore deposits. These vibrations can linger in the deposits for years, reemitting the same old signals over and over. If you have ever visited a town where it seems everyone's fashion is stuck in some past decade, this is usually the explanation.

And the last bit before I just cannot read anymore:

I have created a small script that proves that MindGuard is a sham!

That's not a question.

Clearly you are in league with the forces of mind control and are trying to scare people away from a product that can protect them.

And it calls "They Live!" a docu-drama.  :rofl:  I am dying here!  I am seriously wondering if something is not hidden in the carrier modules or the program itself.

Oh, this stuff is just brilliant.  Perfect spoof of classic brainwashing and mind control techniques and arguments.

"Your proof of my lunacy is tainted by the very fact that I have identified you as an agent against me.  QED."  (Paraphrased, and I wish I could remember where I heard that.)  I must visit this page again and absorb more.


Ok, yeah, I spent a good bit of time on this.  But that is what I tend to do.  Besides, this really is funny... er, I mean serious... stuff.  I wonder if this could be wrenched into the SubGenius.  Praise Bob!

[motorollin]

Something slightly worrying is that the "before and after MindGuard" brain scan is referenced to "Kelvinic University School of Neuroscience", and that "university" is hosted on their own domain :inquisitive:

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moto