Oooh, replies!
Yes, I am serious, and yes - as Computolio states - they are very rare over here.
I own a Norwegian Apple ][ clone called the "West PC 800", which is a ][+ clone (IIRC) with some nifty extras (modem, house alarm, IR keyboard, on-board Z80 ++), but unfortunately it's not working anymore, and I don't have enough spare time to fix it. I will one day, eventually, but it's not happening just yet.
Until then, I'm aiming for nostalgia on a real Apple ][. To program on and see my own old programs, which must be over 20 years old now...if the floppies are still readable.
I'm in the talks with a couple of guys now, and hopefully the trade will take place in the near future.