@iamaboringperson
Well, he doesn't call the 3000 and 4000 toys, and the guy already has the 3000, so I figured it was in tune with DoomMasters bizarre rants ;-)
I suppose a better thread for my piss take would have been the A2000/cable modem one. Just swap 3000 for 2000, printer for modem, and "Commodore MPS-801" for "Commodore 2400 baud modem" ;-)