Monday sucks and so does Tuesday.
I pity the fool who like Wednesdays, and Thursday is for noobs.
Fifty percent of Fridays are okay, but the daddy of the bunch is Saturday.
Sunday....what about Sunday? Well, I regard Sunday as being like a woman's perineum: it starts out pretty sweet from the beginning but soon sours as it draws nearer to Monday, which is of course the anus of all days.