GadgetMaster wrote:
Btw, have you tried asking for half your money back? :python:
A customer enters a computer parts shop.
Moto: 'Ello, I wish to register a complaint.
(The owner does not respond.)
Moto: 'Ello, Miss?
Owner: What do you mean "miss"?
Moto: I'm sorry, I have a cold. I wish to make a complaint!
Owner: We're closin' for lunch.
Moto: Never mind that, my lad. I wish to complain about this USB pen drive what I purchased not half an hour ago from this very boutique.
Owner: Oh yes, the, uh, the El Cheapo Blue...What's,uh...What's wrong with it?
Moto: I'll tell you what's wrong with it, my lad. 'S half dead, that's what's wrong with it!
Owner: No, no, 'e's uh,...its fragmented.
Moto: Look, matey, I know a half dead USB pen drive when I see one, and I'm looking at one right now.
Owner: No no it's not dead, it's, it's restin'! Remarkable drive, the El Cheapo Blue, idn'it, ay? Beautiful casing!
Moto: The casing don't enter into it. It's half dead.
Owner: Nononono, no, no! 's fragmented!
Moto: All right then, if it's fragmented', I'll defrag it! (shouting at the device) 'Ello, El Cheapo flash drive! I've got a lovely fresh format for you if you show...
(owner hits the drive)
Owner: There, it's fixed!
Moto: No, it isn't, that was you hitting the casing!
Owner: I never!!
Moto: Yes, you did!
Owner: I never, never did anything...
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