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Chav Trap!
« on: July 29, 2008, 11:41:01 AM »
This is probably not new to many people here, but having saw this, I just had to share.

For those unfamiliar with the term, a 'chav' is a particular stereotype that's emerged in the UK, typified by drunken antisocial behaviour amongst other things.

Behold 'instant karma' as a typical chav demonstrates his strength to his mates

youtube video here (Warning: some may find this a bit nasty. Personally I found it hilarious)

I wonder how he got out of that wee pickle?
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Re: Chav Trap!
« Reply #1 on: July 29, 2008, 12:07:31 PM »
I first saw this about a month ago... It made me so happy I cried for nearly 6 hours... My joy was so intense I actually had to devise a totally new method of measuring pleasure!

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Re: Chav Trap!
« Reply #2 on: July 29, 2008, 12:10:47 PM »
I saw it a while ago too, I just never got around to posting it.

For those that imagine the sickening wet crunch at the end and take pity, I'm sure there was ample spare bone left in his head to reconstruct the shin.
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Re: Chav Trap!
« Reply #3 on: July 29, 2008, 12:26:06 PM »
The way this could possibly be any better would have been if the event had occurred to his intromittant organ rather than his leg...

We live in a cruel and unjust universe, and it is wonderful to see nice things happening to nice people.

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Re: Chav Trap!
« Reply #4 on: July 29, 2008, 12:31:08 PM »
Well, just imagine he was head-butting it instead...
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Re: Chav Trap!
« Reply #5 on: July 29, 2008, 12:48:04 PM »
That's brilliant!!!!! I hate chavs. I have personally experienced damage to my property caused by these mindless cretins, so it's great to see one being injured in the process of an act of destruction.

Maybe it's sick to take pleasure in seeing the suffering of another, but what the hell. They deserve it! :-D

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Re: Chav Trap!
« Reply #6 on: July 29, 2008, 12:59:35 PM »
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That's brilliant!!!!! I hate chavs. I have personally experienced damage to my property caused by these mindless cretins, so it's great to see one being injured in the process of an act of destruction.

Maybe it's sick to take pleasure in seeing the suffering of another, but what the hell. They deserve it! :-D

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Well, he had it coming, nobody can deny that.
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Re: Chav Trap!
« Reply #7 on: July 29, 2008, 01:01:31 PM »
I wonder if anybody has submitted an image entry to omnomnomnom.com yet?

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Re: Chav Trap!
« Reply #8 on: July 29, 2008, 01:10:24 PM »


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Re: Chav Trap!
« Reply #9 on: July 29, 2008, 01:11:25 PM »
You beat me to it! And yours is better ;-)

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Re: Chav Trap!
« Reply #10 on: July 29, 2008, 01:12:08 PM »
I didn't make it, I just found it :-D

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I wonder who made this one?
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Re: Chav Trap!
« Reply #11 on: July 29, 2008, 01:22:03 PM »
That's great! I love omnomnomnom!

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Re: Chav Trap!
« Reply #12 on: July 29, 2008, 01:32:52 PM »
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That's great! I love omnomnomnom!

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Yeah, it makes me smile too :-)
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Re: Chav Trap!
« Reply #13 on: July 29, 2008, 08:36:58 PM »
Yep, that's a great vid.
I especially liked one of the comments:

"Just another prick in the wall"
 

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Re: Chav Trap!
« Reply #14 on: July 29, 2008, 08:40:08 PM »
X-Ray! Good to see you back mate :-D
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10  IT\'S THE FINAL COUNTDOWN
20  FOR C = 1 TO 2
30     DA-NA-NAAAA-NAAAA DA-NA-NA-NA-NAAAA
40     DA-NA-NAAAA-NAAAA DA-NA-NA-NA-NA-NA-NAAAAA
50  NEXT C
60  NA-NA-NAAAA
70  NA-NA NA-NA-NA-NA-NAAAA NAAA-NAAAAAAAAAAA
80  GOTO 10