WEEEEEEEEKEND!

[PMC]

@Odin

Oh yeah!  Me....!  I love Ardbeg, especially with a mix of mineral water.  It's got a very smoky flavour, which I really, really like...

[historical bollocking-on]

Amazingly, the tradition of the scottish distilleries only dates back a couple of hundred years or so.  Whiskey was in fact illegal in Scotland until the early 19th century.  Before then, the Scots tipple of choice was claret.  

[/historical bollocking-on]

[edit]

Marmite/vegemite tastes awful.  I cannot imagine it tasting worse if it were made with a Grimsby prostitute's knickers.

[Karlos]

Marmite/vegemite tastes awful. I cannot imagine it tasting worse if it were made with a Grimsby prostitute's knickers.

Indeed. Such would be ambrosia in comparison!

[PMC]

You see those threadbare, stained panties on the floor, giving off a distinctly piscene odour and making passers by retch uncontrollably?

That's what you put on your toast, that is...

[jkirk]

eeeeeewwwwwwww thanks for giving me such bad visions.


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[NoFastMem]

Nice tries gentlemem, but no amount of vaginal/anal insinuation will deter true lovers of Marmite!

[X-ray]

Marmite on Brussels sprouts, with parmesan cheese sprinkled on top. That is the real deal!
It definitely beats sardines and condensed milk.

[GadgetMaster]

You either love it or you ate it!

 ...................................I'll get mi coat.... :lol:

[GadgetMaster]

Well said comrade! Come the revolution everyone will be strictly rationed only a half loaf of bread and a jar of Marmite. :-D


..Viva la revolucione! ....(or sommat like that )  :lol:

[GadgetMaster]

Fresh baked toasted bread, buttered and coated with a thin layer Mmmmmmarmite :-P

http://www.geej.com/Marmite/

[Agafaster]

Karlos wrote:
@Chris

I just don't find the notion of something that looks like it has been scraped out of the soiled nappy of a somewhat unwell infant and subsequently smeared on toast or whatever very appetising ;-)

its almost exactly like meconium. except it burns.

[Agafaster]

Agafaster wrote:

Karlos wrote:
@Chris

I just don't find the notion of something that looks like it has been scraped out of the soiled nappy of a somewhat unwell infant and subsequently smeared on toast or whatever very appetising ;-)

its almost exactly like meconium. except it burns.

I prefer Bovril anyway.

[cecilia]

odin wrote:
Yay. Whiskeyfestivals are fun. Any other Ardbeg and Laphroaig fans around? =)

Laphroaig and Talesker are some of my favorites. I wish I had the money to have some.

[Agafaster]

cecilia wrote:

odin wrote:
Yay. Whiskeyfestivals are fun. Any other Ardbeg and Laphroaig fans around? =)

Laphroaig and Talesker are some of my favorites. I wish I had the money to have some.

Mmmmmmm! very fond of scotch mesen - Knockando (hard to get) and Glen Moray are nice as is Higland Park

[odin]

Got a bottle of Knockando here, not too special IMHO though. I'm sure I've had Talisker, but I think I was too drunk to remember what it tastes like :-D.

[Speelgoedmannetje]

cecilia wrote:

odin wrote:
Yay. Whiskeyfestivals are fun. Any other Ardbeg and Laphroaig fans around? =)

Laphroaig and Talesker are some of my favorites. I wish I had the money to have some.

I thought you didn't drink alcohol? :-?

[motorollin]

NoFastMem wrote:
I was kinda bummed out to find they'd manufactured a limited number of jars of Guinness Marmite and I'd missed out.

You can get it on eBay.....

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moto