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Where is Karlos?
« on: February 01, 2007, 08:20:19 PM »
I went to his home today to deliver him a special Amiga.org certificate (10k posts), but he wasn't in:



I asked some of the local lads if they knew where he was and they gave me the address of a seedy bar called the Roll Tide. I didn't find him in there but his brand new motorcycle was parked outside:



So I ask, where is Karlos?
And where did he find the bucks to live so large?
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Re: Where is Karlos?
« Reply #1 on: February 01, 2007, 10:08:22 PM »
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I went to his home today to deliver him a special Amiga.org certificate (10k posts), but he wasn't in:

[ :-P



X-Ray That's his penthouse, he's only there at the weekends :-D didn't you know
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Re: Where is Karlos?
« Reply #2 on: February 01, 2007, 10:56:19 PM »
:lol:

Can't wait to see his excuses ;-)
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Re: Where is Karlos?
« Reply #3 on: February 02, 2007, 06:09:43 AM »
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So I ask, where is Karlos?
And where did he find the bucks to live so large?

 :-P


he's a hard working computer [d]programer[/d] programmer!


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Re: Where is Karlos?
« Reply #4 on: February 02, 2007, 06:57:35 AM »
@ All

 :lol:

But I must correct you on one issue, Metalman.
That isn't his computer. We established on another thread that the beads on that abacus must be made from dessicated lizards' eyeballs.
 

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Re: Where is Karlos?
« Reply #5 on: February 02, 2007, 10:25:54 AM »
Auto Response:

I'm on holiday. I hope my postcard arrives...

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Re: Where is Karlos?
« Reply #6 on: February 02, 2007, 08:28:35 PM »
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he's a hard working computer programer!


When you can count past your total 22 fingers and toes (assuming you can differentiate them given the extensive webbing), you may jest...

It's probably a stretch, but you might also consider learning how to spell "programmer" whilst you are about it. Incidentally, it's "Software Developer" :-P
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Re: Where is Karlos?
« Reply #7 on: February 03, 2007, 03:23:48 AM »
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Karlos wrote:
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I'm on holiday. I hope my postcard arrives...




An ALL expenses paid Tropical vacation!!!
Good planning!
 :-P
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Re: Where is Karlos?
« Reply #8 on: February 03, 2007, 03:40:08 AM »
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he's a hard working computer programmer!


When you can count past your total 22 fingers and toes (assuming you can differentiate them given the extensive webbing), you may jest...


try Quinary (base-5), then you can count much higher, and you won't even have to take your shoe's off.
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Re: Where is Karlos?
« Reply #9 on: February 03, 2007, 08:29:37 AM »
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Metalman wrote:
he's a hard working computer programmer!

Incidentally, it's "Software Developer" :-P


Toaster meets "Software Developer"  :-P
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Re: Where is Karlos?
« Reply #10 on: February 03, 2007, 11:50:48 AM »
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try Quinary (base-5), then you can count much higher, and you won't even have to take your shoe's off.
 :-P


Wrong again, my furry friend. You can only count the same number of fixed elements in any integer base. Only the representation of the number changes.

In quinary you still have 42(base5) fingers & toes exactly the same number you have in decimal, that number being 22(base10) :-P
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Re: Where is Karlos?
« Reply #11 on: February 05, 2007, 01:22:58 PM »
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metalman wrote:
try Quinary (base-5), then you can count much higher, and you won't even have to take your shoe's off.
 :-P


Wrong again, my furry friend. You can only count the same number of fixed elements in any integer base. Only the representation of the number changes.

In quinary you still have 42(base5) fingers & toes exactly the same number you have in decimal, that number being 22(base10) :-P


so which does he have 6 of, and which does he have 5 of ?
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Re: Where is Karlos?
« Reply #12 on: February 05, 2007, 03:16:05 PM »
Uncertain, really. Best guess is six fingers on his right hand and six toes on his left foot...
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Re: Where is Karlos?
« Reply #13 on: February 06, 2007, 05:01:21 AM »
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metalman wrote:
try Quinary (base-5), then you can count much higher, and you won't even have to take your shoe's off.
 :-P


Wrong again, my furry friend. You can only count the same number of fixed elements in any integer base. Only the representation of the number changes.

In quinary you still have 42(base5) fingers & toes exactly the same number you have in decimal, that number being 22(base10) :-P


Using quinary you can count ... in sequence ... to 55(b5) which is equal to 30(b10)  :-P

Instructions:
(T y p e d     s l o w l y    s o    y o u    u n d e r s t a n d )
Your right hand represents digits 0-5  (5^0)
Your left hand each digit represents 5 units each (5^1)

For example: 34(b5)
3 raised fingers on left hand and 4 raised fingers right hand

3 raised fingers on left hand  =3x5 =15(b10)
4 raised fingers on right hand =4x1 = 4(b10)
............................. the number is = 19(b10)!!!

Now, try counting in sequence ...
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Re: Where is Karlos?
« Reply #14 on: February 06, 2007, 09:06:04 AM »
@metalman

Save it. Any muslim that has ever made Zikr using only their fingers knows all about counting in sequence ;-)

You, on the other hand have spent several days trying to work it out, doubtless having to resort to using google and perhaps wikipedia, before posting :-P

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try Quinary (base-5), then you can count much higher, and you won't even have to take your shoe's off.


You might also want to go back to said sources of information learn how to use the apostrophe correctly :-P

Hint: which item or items belonging to your shoes are you suggesting it would no longer be necessary to take off?
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