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Paradox Say's Sorry
« on: December 28, 2006, 03:34:43 PM »
Sorry :-)
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Re: Paradox Say's Sorry
« Reply #1 on: December 28, 2006, 03:35:26 PM »
for what?
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Re: Paradox Say's Sorry
« Reply #2 on: December 28, 2006, 03:44:23 PM »
For being honest and telling people how I feel :-(

Please can somebody cheers me up with some jokes?

I try to help people as best I can

Respect for all amigans! :-D
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Re: Paradox Say's Sorry
« Reply #3 on: December 28, 2006, 04:01:13 PM »
Should it (the joke) be Amiga related?
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Re: Paradox Say's Sorry
« Reply #4 on: December 28, 2006, 04:08:10 PM »
Amiga Inc making a profit!

ROFL
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Re: Paradox Say's Sorry
« Reply #5 on: December 28, 2006, 04:18:37 PM »
OS4 being released...?
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Re: Paradox Say's Sorry
« Reply #6 on: December 28, 2006, 04:19:56 PM »
@ koaftder

:lol:

@ Paradox Say's Sorry,

I'm sure if you offened anyone they would let you know.
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Re: Paradox Say's Sorry
« Reply #7 on: December 28, 2006, 04:21:03 PM »
You're currently averaging 11.5 posts a day, by my calculations.

So, if you stay a member as long as I, you will hit 15,410 posts.

Further, if you manage to stick around for only 7.8 years, your post count will hit 32,767, which is the maximum size for a signed short (16 bit) int. This will undoubtedly crash the mysql (or whatever) database and bring down Amiga.org.

So, my guess is that you are apologizing for crashing amiga.org 7.7 years in advance. :lol:
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Re: Paradox Say's Sorry
« Reply #8 on: December 28, 2006, 04:22:52 PM »
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Paradox wrote:
For being honest and telling people how I feel :-(

Please can somebody cheers me up with some jokes?

I try to help people as best I can

Respect for all amigans! :-D


@Paradox

Perhaps it would have been more appropriate to start this thread in the coffee house section of the site (if not IRC).

(Also - imho - respect is something which is shown and earned over time, not stated in a single sentence)
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Re: Paradox Say's Sorry
« Reply #9 on: December 28, 2006, 04:25:07 PM »
@GreggBz:

I was about to post a joke about a creature with two gray and two brown legs but that's totaly useless after your sharp calculation ;-).
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Re: Paradox Say's Sorry
« Reply #10 on: December 28, 2006, 04:36:16 PM »
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GreggBz wrote:
You're currently averaging 11.5 posts a day, by my calculations.

So, if you stay a member as long as I, you will hit 15,410 posts.

Further, if you manage to stick around for only 7.8 years, your post count will hit 32,767, which is the maximum size for a signed short (16 bit) int. This will undoubtedly crash the mysql (or whatever) database and bring down Amiga.org.

So, my guess is that you are apologizing for crashing amiga.org 7.7 years in advance. :lol:


Nah, the schema uses at least mediumint for the post ID given that the one I am replying to has ID = 415784 ;-)
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Re: Paradox Say's Sorry
« Reply #11 on: December 28, 2006, 04:42:51 PM »
@Karlos

Your brussle sprout avatar is hilarious.
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Re: Paradox Say's Sorry
« Reply #12 on: December 28, 2006, 05:13:50 PM »
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odin wrote:
OS4 being released...?

Hem, actually OS4 has been released.

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Re: Paradox Say's Sorry
« Reply #13 on: December 28, 2006, 05:33:37 PM »
Yeah...OS5 too. ;-)
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Re: Paradox Say's Sorry
« Reply #14 on: December 28, 2006, 06:29:00 PM »
@ GreggBz


I'm glad I'm not the only one that thinks they are the devils bollox
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