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I'm _sure_ I can detect lesbians!
« on: October 20, 2006, 10:09:49 AM »
I was travelling on the train today, and I remember seening this young lady on the train. She was very attractive, and had certian body-language and facial features, that somehow, I have been able to link with lesbianism.

I was so sure that she was a lesbian that I could have bet money on it!

Then I noticed she had one ear-ring in her right ear (none in her left). I've seen that before with another attractive young lady on the train whom I suspected was lesbian.

She also seemed a bit ... 'crazy'. Which is not like other lesbians I've met in the past.

I'm so sure that I can actually tell if a woman is lesbian or not just by looking at her face and body-language, these days.

Actually, I suspect that one of my cousins is a closet lesbo.  She does have a boyfriend, however they never get very close to each other, and she only pushes him around always telling him what to do. He's more like her slave. She is a very manipulative person.

Of the seemingly closet lesbians I've met, they usually are manipulative, and seem to be always wanting more power. Climbing corporate or political/government organisation ladders.

I wonder if it's the same with closet male f-gs?


It's all a bit eerie



 

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Re: I'm _sure_ I can detect lesbians!
« Reply #1 on: October 20, 2006, 11:50:42 AM »
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Of the seemingly closet lesbians I've met, they usually are manipulative, and seem to be always wanting more power. Climbing corporate or political/government organisation ladders.

a penis complex ?

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I wonder if it's the same with closet male f-gs?

yes it is. (aw shouldn't have said that)
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Re: I'm _sure_ I can detect lesbians!
« Reply #2 on: October 20, 2006, 01:21:36 PM »
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Re: I'm _sure_ I can detect lesbians!
« Reply #3 on: October 20, 2006, 02:36:02 PM »
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I'm so sure that I can actually tell if a woman is lesbian or not just by looking at her face and body-language, these days.


Is it when they look at you with their face contorted in revulsion and say "No, never, not if even you were the last man alive!" ?
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Re: I'm _sure_ I can detect lesbians!
« Reply #4 on: October 20, 2006, 03:14:42 PM »
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I'm so sure that I can actually tell if a woman is lesbian or not just by looking at her face and body-language, these days.


Is it when they look at you with their face contorted in revulsion and say "No, never, not if even you were the last man alive!" ?


hehe!

or it could be he's really ugly...

note, I didnt say that I.A.A.B.P actually IS ugly! ;-)
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Re: I'm _sure_ I can detect lesbians!
« Reply #5 on: October 20, 2006, 03:41:35 PM »
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I'm so sure that I can actually tell if a woman is lesbian or not just by looking at her face and body-language, these days.


Is it when they look at you with their face contorted in revulsion and say "No, never, not if even you were the last man alive!" ?


hehe!

or it could be he's really ugly...

no, I didnt say' I.A.A.B.P actually IS ugly! ;-)


Other than relgious piety, why else would someone still be a virgin in their late twenties? ;-)
 

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Re: I'm _sure_ I can detect lesbians!
« Reply #6 on: October 20, 2006, 03:43:29 PM »
HA!

or it could be too much pie-eaty...
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Re: I'm _sure_ I can detect lesbians!
« Reply #7 on: October 20, 2006, 04:08:12 PM »
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HA!

or it could be too much pie-eaty...


:lol:

Or maybe too much apple pie fecking? ;-)
 

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Re: I'm _sure_ I can detect lesbians!
« Reply #8 on: October 21, 2006, 12:35:17 AM »
Guys....


Let's get back on topic, shall we? Or not at all.
 

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Re: I'm _sure_ I can detect lesbians!
« Reply #9 on: October 21, 2006, 01:14:22 AM »
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iamaboringperson wrote:
I was travelling on the train today, and I remember seening this young lady on the train. She was very attractive, and had certian body-language and facial features, that somehow, I have been able to link with lesbianism.

I was so sure that she was a lesbian that I could have bet money on it!

Then I noticed she had one ear-ring in her right ear (none in her left). I've seen that before with another attractive young lady on the train whom I suspected was lesbian.

She also seemed a bit ... 'crazy'. Which is not like other lesbians I've met in the past.

I'm so sure that I can actually tell if a woman is lesbian or not just by looking at her face and body-language, these days.

Actually, I suspect that one of my cousins is a closet lesbo.  She does have a boyfriend, however they never get very close to each other, and she only pushes him around always telling him what to do. He's more like her slave. She is a very manipulative person.

Of the seemingly closet lesbians I've met, they usually are manipulative, and seem to be always wanting more power. Climbing corporate or political/government organisation ladders.


Unbelievable!

:roflmao:

I honestly wonder if you are serious sometimes.

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I wonder if it's the same with closet male f-gs?


Surely you already know the answer to that question? ;-)

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It's all a bit eerie


It certainly is......
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Re: I'm _sure_ I can detect lesbians!
« Reply #10 on: October 21, 2006, 01:16:24 AM »
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Other than relgious piety, why else would someone still be a virgin in their late twenties?


Hey, I'm just shooting the breeze here but I'd hazard a guess at denial. ;-)

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Re: I'm _sure_ I can detect lesbians!
« Reply #11 on: October 21, 2006, 01:18:50 AM »
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iamaboringperson wrote:
Guys....


Let's get back on topic, shall we? Or not at all.


There's a topic in this thread?

What is it, homophobic bigotry?

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Re: I'm _sure_ I can detect lesbians!
« Reply #12 on: October 21, 2006, 01:23:28 AM »
I wish I was a lesbian.
 

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« Reply #13 on: October 21, 2006, 01:25:10 AM »
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I wish I was a lesbian.....


... with flowers in my hair...."

What Sandi Thom should have sung. ;-)

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Re: I'm _sure_ I can detect lesbians!
« Reply #14 on: October 21, 2006, 01:59:35 AM »
Oh I wish I was a lesbian with flowers in my hair
In '77 and '69 fornication was in the air
I was born too late into a world that doesn't care
Oh I wish I was a lesbian with flowers in my hair