Crapiest C64 emu - A64.
Naw... I had SOME results with A64. The crappiest would be the C64 module for Emplant, as it was mostly vapor, and the beta I found never even managed to emulate a READY prompt properly. :lol:
The rest of your list I agree with, but I'd like to add:
Coolest C64 emu - PocketC64 (for PocketPC)
A complete and darn near perfect* C64 that fits in my shirt pocket?! I'd have killed for much less back in my youth.
(*It doesn't run quite as many things as VICE does [heck, I think VICE runs more than a real C64 does!], but what it does, it does a great job with.)