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Dictaphone
« on: April 25, 2006, 04:23:07 PM »
Dictaphone
Veeeeery relaxing music  :-D
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Re: Dictaphone
« Reply #1 on: April 25, 2006, 08:19:32 PM »
My secretary came into my office the other day.

"Can I use your dictaphone?" she asked

"No" I replied, "use your mobile like everyone else does".
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Re: Dictaphone
« Reply #2 on: April 25, 2006, 08:53:58 PM »


:-)
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Re: Dictaphone
« Reply #3 on: April 26, 2006, 11:44:56 AM »
How could you turn down an offer like that ?! :-)
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Re: Dictaphone
« Reply #4 on: April 28, 2006, 09:01:48 PM »
Quote

PMC wrote:
My secretary came into my office the other day.

"Can I use your dictaphone?" she asked

"No" I replied, "use your mobile like everyone else does".


Vintage. It'll still be funny in 20 years time :-D
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Re: Dictaphone
« Reply #5 on: April 28, 2006, 10:19:48 PM »
Sorry Karlos!

I respond to threads on A.org in the same way as I respond to virtually every other vexing question posed in life;  with my juvenile sense of humour.

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Re: Dictaphone
« Reply #6 on: April 28, 2006, 10:45:19 PM »
Sorry? For what? :-?

It's an absolute classic office joke :lol:

Of course, the punchline used to be "No, use your finger, like anybody else!" when I first heard it ;-)
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Re: Dictaphone
« Reply #7 on: May 12, 2006, 11:14:41 AM »
...and the question is "can I use my dictaphone ?"

if a secretary asked the question you wrote, the response would be "I dunno. wanna try it ?"

:-o shockin' !
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