The Gov wouldn't dare over tax drinkers!
Not while we have people like Bonnie Charlie Kennedy and Ken Clarke as MPs. It's thanks to them that so many small Scottish distelleries remain in business (and fine work they do too).
However, with the current binge-drinking scares going on, it's a matter of time before the government use the opportunity to increase taxes. Of course, they'll justify it as being "socially aware", but we all know the extra millions will go to buying a new "Blair Force One".
As for the home made lady beer, you've got to be absolutely desperate for a pint before you'd consider reaching for the Yoni Ale. Jeez, I hope it isn't poured with a large head.