Women...

[Speelgoedmannetje]

Doobrey wrote:

PMC wrote:
There are much worse compliments a man can give:

"Ye dinnae sweat much for a fat lass, like"

:lol:

Or "No dear, the dress is fine.. it's the cellulite that makes your arse look fat"

"Of course the dress is fine, it's perfect, of course those who make the dresses are specialized and sure know it better, have a keener eye on that, than you do."

[Doobrey]

Speelgoedmannetje wrote:

I always follow wise advice, advice like "never begin relations with women"

To quote advice from the great Al Bundy.. "Women, ya can't live with them and ya can't shoot 'em"

/me goes into hiding from Cecilia and Blobrana :nervous:

[Speelgoedmannetje]

Doobrey wrote:
/me goes into hiding from Cecilia and Blobrana :nervous:

Do you need shelter? :-D

[Cyberus]

:lol:
you make me laugh Eyso - carry that on well into '06!

[Agafaster]

there is an easy way to answer that - truthfully, but skirting (ahem) the issue:

'it looks nice/suits you/wheres me tea ?'.
the last one might earn a slap.

it also helps to point out people whos 'arris really is big.
with monotonous regularity.

suggesting that she wears a thong can help ;-) I use 'uhhh-VPL !!'

[Agafaster]

Hmmm, I like them big, Sioux doesn't, but she keeps hers big to keep me happy

I must be lucky :-D

personally, I prefer big norks. My kids kept them big ;-)

[PMC]

I like Knob Gags the best...

But I can't get Georgina to wear one.

[Vincent]

:lol:

[Speelgoedmannetje]

Agafaster wrote:

Hmmm, I like them big, Sioux doesn't, but she keeps hers big to keep me happy

I must be lucky :-D

personally, I prefer big norks. My kids kept them big ;-)

norks? what's that :-? (can't find it in the dictionary)

[Cyberus]

Devil's dumplings!




I dunno if this is an accurate translation, but in Dutch 'borsten'

[Speelgoedmannetje]

Cyberus wrote:
Devil's dumplings!




I dunno if this is an accurate translation, but in Dutch 'borsten'

The more rude word for boobs are 'jetters' or 'jetsers', or 'tieten', but 'borsten'  is a more normal word for these body parts.

[T_Bone]

It seems like it used to be easier. Back in the day, being "exclusive" pretty much meant you'd be married in a few years.

Don't let a woman subtely control you, and don't become dependant on them for your happiness. When you get one, view them as a blessing or a bonus that you can appreciate, not something you need in order to function.

[Karlos]

PMC wrote:
I like Knob Gags the best...

But I can't get Georgina to wear one.

:roflmao:

[Agafaster]

Cyberus wrote:
Devil's dumplings!




I dunno if this is an accurate translation, but in Dutch 'borsten'

not bad, but the words that convey a generous handful are better - hooters, baps, melons, nicely upholstered, comes with twin airbags, extra helpings of shirt potato, gazongas is a good one...

[Speelgoedmannetje]

Agafaster wrote:

Cyberus wrote:
Devil's dumplings!




I dunno if this is an accurate translation, but in Dutch 'borsten'

not bad, but the words that convey a generous handful are better - hooters, baps, melons, nicely upholstered, comes with twin airbags, extra helpings of shirt potato, gazongas is a good one...

But that's not Dutch :-)