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Humbug
« on: December 01, 2005, 01:58:55 PM »
It's just over three weeks to xmas, have some quite messy family type stuff going down leaving me feeling slightly cantankerous.

Cue me walking through town half an hour ago to be approached by a chap dressed as Santa Claus.

SC "Ho! Ho! Ho!"

PMC "Bollocks"

Should I be feeling guilty?
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Re: Humbug
« Reply #1 on: December 01, 2005, 03:08:15 PM »
yes ;-)
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Re: Humbug
« Reply #2 on: December 01, 2005, 03:20:13 PM »
@ PMC

You definitely made a big mistake there. What if Father Christmas decides not to give you anything now that you were rude to him? You should've waited until AFTER you had your presents  :-P
 

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Re: Humbug
« Reply #3 on: December 01, 2005, 08:23:23 PM »
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Should I be feeling guilty?


Not at all. Although it might have been a good idea to pull his beard to see if he's the real one or not.
 I'm already fed up with hearing about Xmas, it's still 3 chuffing weeks away FFS  :madashell: , Just today I had to bite my tongue whilst shopping in the Co-op with their homogenus soulless Christmas muzak being piped around the store. (And don't even get me started on TV adverts for crappy CDs and DVDs you'd never contemplate buying at any other time of the year..you know the ones  " The best album in the world..EVER, volume 34")
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Re: Humbug
« Reply #4 on: December 01, 2005, 11:16:12 PM »
Humbug, Santa Claus is a Coca Cola invention anyway. The only real Santa Claus is Saint Nicholas.

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Re: Humbug
« Reply #5 on: December 01, 2005, 11:51:04 PM »
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odin wrote:
The only real Santa Claus is Saint Nicholas.
Who is the christinized version of Odin :-)
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Re: Humbug
« Reply #6 on: December 02, 2005, 03:33:48 PM »
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 I'm already fed up with hearing about Xmas, it's still 3 chuffing weeks away FFS  :madashell: , Just today I had to bite my tongue whilst shopping in the Co-op with their homogenus soulless Christmas muzak being piped around the store. (And don't even get me started on TV adverts for crappy CDs and DVDs you'd never contemplate buying at any other time of the year..you know the ones  " The best album in the world..EVER, volume 34")


Cutting TV out of your life is one of the best things you can do for your mental health, especially at this time of year. I'm barely aware that Christmas is approaching. :-)
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Re: Humbug
« Reply #7 on: December 02, 2005, 05:09:56 PM »
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I'm barely aware that Christmas is approaching. :-)


That'll be the Prozac... :-D

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Re: Humbug
« Reply #8 on: December 02, 2005, 05:20:15 PM »
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NoFastMem wrote:
I'm barely aware that Christmas is approaching. :-)


That'll be the Prozac... :-D


"Ding dong merrily on high....."

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Re: Humbug
« Reply #9 on: December 02, 2005, 08:02:52 PM »
I guess Bloodline must be the only person who's glad of getting 10 pairs of socks at Chrimbo. (Oops, did I ruin the suprise?)
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Re: Humbug
« Reply #10 on: December 03, 2005, 02:16:24 PM »
:lol:...  :pissed:...  :idea:...  :-D

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Re: Humbug
« Reply #11 on: December 12, 2005, 07:28:38 PM »
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odin wrote:
Humbug, Santa Claus is a Coca Cola invention anyway.


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Re: Humbug
« Reply #12 on: December 12, 2005, 09:12:16 PM »
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odin wrote:
Humbug, Santa Claus is a Coca Cola invention anyway.


Myth #47.
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Awww... don't ruin it!!! :-x

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Re: Humbug
« Reply #13 on: December 12, 2005, 09:29:21 PM »
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Humbug, Santa Claus is a Coca Cola invention anyway.


Nah, Xmas is all a big con invented by turkey farmers and advocaat makers, Coca-Cola just stole their idea for a naff advert.
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Re: Hum
« Reply #14 on: December 12, 2005, 09:37:51 PM »
Hum,
here is a nice midi tune to drink your nitecap to.
Silent Night.mid

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