One for blobrana (sorry, just 'one' joke image. Jeesh, you filthy beggars!)

[Cyberus]

cecilia wrote:
10 minutes? :-o
I hope you don't think that's enough time to entice the ladies?

Maybe not, but I for one would be happy with a ten minute 'job'






Jeez, am I really that crude?

[uncharted]

Karlos wrote:

I'm actually quite surprised nobody saw fit to misconstrue the thread title yet...

I can't because I mentally screen out crude jokes on anything that conatains Blobrana's name. Basically because I had an ex-girlfriend that used to use 'blobbing' as a 'cute' name for that thing girls do for 3 days out of every 28.

[PMC]

uncharted wrote:

I can't because I mentally screen out crude jokes on anything that conatains Blobrana's name. Basically because I had an ex-girlfriend that used to use 'blobbing' as a 'cute' name for that thing girls do for 3 days out of every 28.

Only 3 days out of every 28?  

[X-ray]

"...Maybe not, but I for one would be happy with a ten minute 'job'..."
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Ja, it depends who the girl is. If she hasn't got a natural adventurous streak, 10 minutes would be the one.
But a girl like Cecilia...that is more than 10 minutes' worth (I am just guessing)

[PMC]

X-ray wrote:
"...Maybe not, but I for one would be happy with a ten minute 'job'..."
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Ja, it depends who the girl is. If she hasn't got a natural adventurous streak, 10 minutes would be the one.
But a girl like Cecilia...that is more than 10 minutes' worth (I am just guessing)

Don't forget other factors like the venue, how many people are queuing for the airplane lavatory, how much of your lunchbreak is remaining and in extreme cases the length of the advertising break during Coronation Street.

Despite being an excellent state of physical fitness I'm not too proud to admit to fearing that Ms Cecilia would eat me alive. :lol:

[X-ray]

Well you would just have to eat her first, mate. You know the best form of defense is attack  ;-)

[PMC]

I prefer diplomacy...  If you're a cunning linguist then you can get away with most things.

[jkirk]

and gradually bend everything my evil will

ewwwwwwwww too much info ;-)

[Wilse]

Dear, oh dear.....

   ...... seriously......
             
              ...... you guys.....

                 :-P

[X-ray]

You know what this thread needs now, don't you?

[Speelgoedmannetje]

X-ray wrote:
You know what this thread needs now, don't you?

Yes :-D

[X-ray]

This gets sung to 'The farmer in the dell'  :evilgrin:


A-waltzing we will go,
Yeah dancing we will go
Hi-ho, the derry-o
For Karlos ate the snow


He tangled with Blobrana,
He messed with young Blobrana
Hi-ho, the derry-o
She's fierce as a piranha


Now Blobzie sprayed him silly,
Wow Blobzie fragged him silly
Hi-ho, the derry-o
She's aiming at his willy


Cecilia's laughing loud,
And X-ray's chuckling loud
Hi-ho, the derry-o
We're drawing quite a crowd


Cos Karlos is outstretched,
His arms and legs outstretched
Hi-ho, the derry-o
The coffin has been fetched


Whatever can we do?
What is it we should do?
Hi-ho, the derry-o
The rest is up to you...


(That means you guys supply further verses  ;-) )

[Karlos]

And there goes that last bit of dignity I was trying to hold on to...

:lol:

[Karlos]

One can only wonder what blob makes of all this :lol:

[PMC]

Karlos wrote:
One can only wonder what blob makes of all this :lol:

Quote from Blobcam:

"Och, ye filthy beggars!"

[whabang]

Either that, or she's preparing a sexual harrasment law-suit! :lol: