I just manged to beat George :-)
Me> Are you a Human?
George> Of course I am!
Me> Do you have a pe*1s?
George> Yes.
Me> Then you must be a man, right?
George> No, I'm actually a boy.
Me> I was hoping you would be a girl.
George> I do as well.
Me> You want to be a girl?
George> This is what, I can you?
I win :-)