Large condoms for S African men

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[Cyberus]

Do they have to have extra large socks as well? ;-)

[PMC]

Cyberus wrote:
Do they have to have extra large socks as well? ;-)

:-D

I'm waiting to hear what Mr X-Ray has to say on this one...  

I hate to pour cold water on a theory but an ex of mine once was dating this guy with size 11 feet and was terribly disappointed to find that he was deceptively out of proportion.  Apparently touching both sides at once was almost out of the question.

How about if they've got big hands and big feet?

Cecilia?

:lol:

PMC wrote:

Cyberus wrote:
Do they have to have extra large socks as well? ;-)

:-D

I'm waiting to hear what Mr X-Ray has to say on this one...  

I hate to pour cold water on a theory but an ex of mine once was dating this guy with size 11 feet and was terribly disappointed to find that he was deceptively out of proportion.  Apparently touching both sides at once was almost out of the question.

How about if they've got big hands and big feet?

Cecilia?

:lol:

Some russian boffins worked out a "formula" for determining the size of a mans john thomas.

Measure the foot length ways in centimetres, half it then add five centimetres.

Was in the papers last week.

I've got size 12's and i'm 6ft1 with big hands btw. :-)

[Cyberus]

mdma wrote:

I've got size 12's and i'm 6ft1 with big hands btw. :-)

Size 13 and 6'4" here :-)

[bloodline]

mdma wrote:

PMC wrote:

Cyberus wrote:
Do they have to have extra large socks as well? ;-)

:-D

I'm waiting to hear what Mr X-Ray has to say on this one...  

I hate to pour cold water on a theory but an ex of mine once was dating this guy with size 11 feet and was terribly disappointed to find that he was deceptively out of proportion.  Apparently touching both sides at once was almost out of the question.

How about if they've got big hands and big feet?

Cecilia?

:lol:

Some russian boffins worked out a "formula" for determining the size of a mans john thomas.

Measure the foot length ways in centimetres, half it then add five centimetres.

:roflmao:

[cecilia]

Apparently touching both sides at once was almost out of the question.

it took me a minute to figure out what you meant.
OOOWWWW!    :-(  (poor girl!)

How about if they've got big hands and big feet?    

Cecilia?

no relation as near as i can figure. but i haven't done an EXTENTIVE survey. :-)

however, you fellas listing your statistics is VERY funny. continue on!

[X-ray]

 :sealed:

[Wilse]

@cecilia:

Since you ask, 5'11"(ish - my Mum swears I'm 6' but I don't think
so.), size eight feet.

Being such a short-ersed, small-befooted chap, I naturally do not
subscribe to said theory.

Either way, it's a two way street and the bedroom side of life has
been consistently pleasant for me for about 14 years now, regardless
of who the other person is, though some are obviously more fun than
others.
;-)

the bedroom side of life has
been consistently pleasant for me for about 14 years now

Yeah, who cares if the woman enjoys herself.  You tell 'em Wilse! :lol:

[cecilia]

Wilse wrote:
@cecilia:

Since you ask, 5'11"(ish - my Mum swears I'm 6' but I don't think so.), size eight feet.

Being such a short-ersed, small-befooted chap, I naturally do not subscribe to said theory.

when did 5'11" become "little"??

Either way, it's a two way street and the bedroom side of life has been consistently pleasant for me for about 14 years now, regardless of who the other person is, though some are obviously more fun than others.
;-)

so, what are you saying here? that you have the dimensions of a S African man?? :-o

[Cyberus]

Either that, or he always has his jollies, despite how it might be for the other party concerned....


;-)

Shoe Size - Penis Size Conversion Chart

American, British, European, Japanese, Inches, Centimeters, & Mondopoint Shoe Sizes vs. Penis Size

Have fun!

Or not as the case maybe for any Japanese members. ;-)


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By the way, the newspapers I read this in reported that the formula is accurate in over 90% of cases.

[cecilia]

WARNING!  If reading this page gives you an erection for more than 4 hours, seek medical help right away.

:roflmao:

what was that? size 8 shoe.....hmmmmmm.....WOW! above average! :-o

this chart is not always accurate, btw. I knew someone with a size 13-14 shoe and he did NOT have an 11" penis. trust me :roll:

[Cyberus]

I have a UK size 13 shoe, and, sorry to disappoint, but mine isn't 11 inches...




It's 12! ;-)


Seriously, who would want one that big?!?!


(can I guard against someone saying 'a pornstar' by having this footnote?)