Look. I'm sorry that you're gay and in the closet (and I've inadvertently outed you), or that you enjoy small furry animals, but if you're taking this as anything but massively humorous, you really need to take a break...
I have been literally laughing my head off since it began. I have NEVER threatened you, or "offered to fight you" nor am I paranoid.
I simply find your incessant use of "Hey Yo!" about as annoying as you are finding me now. I believe I've made my point.
Wayne