Cheers :pint:
TBH, I think the Defender of the Faith rank is probably one of the best sounding :-)
Vincent wrote:
At least it wasn't 7000 posts of crap jokes like someone else
*whistles*
A guy gets onboard a flight to the states with a King Charles Spaniel. The flight crew weren't told about the surrounding circumstances and before the plane takes off, he finds himself explaining to to the stewardess why the dog isn't in the cargo with the other animals.
"Droopy here is no ordinary dog. He is the highest trained sniffer dog in the western hemisphere and we are going to a conference in New York where he'll be demonstrating his superior skills. All the arrangements were made in advance, if you check with the airline."
After some checks, Droopy gets to stay with his handler. Later, midway across the atlantic, the stewardess and an increasing number of curious passengers ask for a small demonstration.
So the guy issues a command to Droopy, who then runs down the ailse, finds a guy and licks the right hand side if his face and runs back.
"What does that mean?" asks the stewardess.
The guy tells her quietly that this man has heroin on his person. The stewardess makes a note to have the man detained when they land.
Droopy finds another passenger and licks the left hand side of his face. His handler explains quietly to the stewardess that this guy is carrying amphetamines and possibly crack cocaine too.
Droopy encounters another passenger, suddenly yelps and runs back to his handler, stopping midway to crap all over the place, much to the disgust of the other passengers. His handler visibly pales.
"So what the hell does that mean?" asked the stewardess, irate at the thought that she's going to have to clean the mess.
"Well... that means the gentlemen over there is carrying a bomb and we are all about to die."
