Doobrey wrote:
Doobrey wrote:
Maybe the it gets him out of shopping with her too ..
And if that fails to get you out of it,try my patented guaranteed method.
"Does this dress make my bum look big?"
"No dear, the dress is fine, it's the cellulite that makes your arse look big"
It maybe painful, but it's worth it in the long run. :-)
:roflmao::roflmao::roflmao:
Good one! :-)
Reminds me of one I use when she catches me eyeing up another bird. Quick as a flash the moment I realise I've been caught, I say:-
"Look at the state of her, what does she think she looks like?"
Which automatically appeals to a womans vanity and b!tchy nature, and gives the reply:-
"I know, what a tart! Look at the state of her boobs, all falling out of her top!"
"Yes love, I am!" ;-)
Works *everytime*.