The Shock Of The Life: The DEATH Of England Music Charts

[Doobrey]

Hmm, if memory serves me correctly (which it often doesn't), Aren't you a self confessed Mac user too Karlos ? :inquisitive:

Anyway, I've just bought myself some protection incase you and mdma decide to pay me a visit.. I like to call it The iProd. It'll also come in handy if I ever hear that wretched ring tone anywhere.

And as for your questions..
1. Nope
2. Nope
3. #### off
4. Very likely
5. Twice on Tuesdays.

[Karlos]

Doobrey wrote:
Hmm, if memory serves me correctly (which it often doesn't), Aren't you a self confessed Mac user too Karlos ? :inquisitive:

Not quite. I currently use macs at work, but come the day and I shall have to suffer them, nor their more feverent supporters no longer :evilgrin:

Anyway, I've just bought myself some protection incase you and mdma decide to pay me a visit.. I like to call it The iProd. It'll also come in handy if I ever hear that wretched ring tone anywhere.

And as for your questions..
1. Nope
2. Nope
3. #### off
4. Very likely
5. Twice on Tuesdays.

4. Negative. You seem to have an inherent dislike of most of the things I dislike (crap TV celebrities and wannabes, 'reality' tv shows etc), so that makes you OK in my book.

Doobrey wrote:

mdma wrote:
Just massacre all the Mac and iPod users.

Ahem..
 I think you'll find you meant to say "Just massacre all the Mac users who don't still own Amigas, and who are slowly morphing into Steve Jobs lookalikes", didn't you?  :inquisitive:

Nope.

No room for sympathy when you plan a mass genocide of this scale.  Mac=Firing Squad.

Doobrey wrote:
Hmm, if memory serves me correctly (which it often doesn't), Aren't you a self confessed Mac user too Karlos ? :inquisitive:

Anyway, I've just bought myself some protection incase you and mdma decide to pay me a visit.. I like to call it The iProd. It'll also come in handy if I ever hear that wretched ring tone anywhere.

Your "lifestyle accessory" branded electric stick won't protect you from this.  It's worked wonders during Israels infanticide campaign. ;-)


Get your Mac on ebay pronto is the best advice I can give! :-D

[odin]

Doobrey wrote:
Anyway, I've just bought myself some protection incase you and mdma decide to pay me a visit.. I like to call it The iProd. It'll also come in handy if I ever hear that wretched ring tone anywhere.

:roflmao: Somehow I found that not-too-far-fetched name IProd very amusing :-).

[NoFastMem]

There is no bling in owning a Mac!! :cry:

[Karlos]

NoFastMem wrote:
There is no bling in owning a Mac!! :cry:

Substitute "bling" for "hope of survival come the revolution" if I let mdma be one of my deputies :lol:

Of course we have a problem, because Doobrey is going to take care of the changing rooms team, Pop Idol and X-Factor people, but he also has a Mac quite voluntarily.

Still, it wouldn't be the first totalitarian dictatorship that practised hypocritical double standards :lol:

Karlos wrote:

NoFastMem wrote:
There is no bling in owning a Mac!! :cry:

Substitute "bling" for "hope of survival come the revolution" if I let mdma be one of my deputies :lol:

Of course we have a problem, because Doobrey is going to take care of the changing rooms team, Pop Idol and X-Factor people, but he also has a Mac quite voluntarily.

Still, it wouldn't be the first totalitarian dictatorship that practised hypocritical double standards :lol:

Just obliterate him after he's served his purpose.  Just like Trotsky was! ;-)

[Doobrey]

mdma wrote:
Just obliterate him after he's served his purpose.  Just like Trotsky was! ;-)

Hey, overgrown mac owning Ewoks have feelings too :-x
Anyway, Citizen Karlos is in charge of the firing squad, it was his idea afterall.

[Karlos]

Actually, looking back at the plans, there's you, adz, mdma, yours truly in charge of ridding the world of the idiot / beurocratic classes.

Naturally, this is a big, big job. You'll each have manage entire squads. No time for bickering amongst the ranks, chaps :evilgrin:

Doobrey wrote:

mdma wrote:
Just obliterate him after he's served his purpose.  Just like Trotsky was! ;-)

Hey, overgrown mac owning Ewoks have feelings too :-x
Anyway, Citizen Karlos is in charge of the firing squad, it was his idea afterall.

Shush! Listen carefully.  Lets overthrow the general! ;-)

Karlos wrote:
Actually, looking back at the plans, there's you, adz, mdma, yours truly in charge of ridding the world of the idiot / beurocratic classes.

Naturally, this is a big, big job. You'll each have manage entire squads. No time for bickering amongst the ranks, chaps :evilgrin:

Shall we divvy up the North West between us then?
I'll take Lancashire and Cumbria, that leaves Greater (LOL) Manchester and Scouseland for you. :-)

[Karlos]

Divvy it up by workload. If you do Salford and Oldham as well it should even up. There's a larger percentage of plonkers in these 'ere urban places :-D

Karlos wrote:
Divvy it up by workload. If you do Salford and Oldham as well it should even up. There's a larger percentage of plonkers in these 'ere urban places :-D

Yeah, but I'll have to travel further.  There's mad buggers live up those big hills in Cumbria!

You could do a street at a time, especially in those posh flats in the city centre.  There must be a good 20000 "arty" types with mac's in them places.

ps.  Who's gonna bludgeon Bloodline to death now he's got a powerbook? ;-)

[Karlos]

mdma wrote:

ps.  Who's gonna bludgeon Bloodline to death now he's got a powerbook? ;-)

It's a tough one really. I always thought he'd ride along with us. Damn that powerbook purchase, it'll be like having to blow away a family pet :-(

Oh well, I'll get my club...

Karlos wrote:

mdma wrote:

ps.  Who's gonna bludgeon Bloodline to death now he's got a powerbook? ;-)

It's a tough one really. I always thought he'd ride along with us. Damn that powerbook purchase, it'll be like having to blow away a family pet :-(

Oh well, I'll get my club...

:roflmao:

First thing to make me laugh out loud today that.  :pint: