7001 posts, revolution, interior designer culling, that sort of thing...

[adz]

Karlos wrote:

Is there any kind of self-obsessed "always on tv telling you how sh*t your taste is" interior designer type that *doesn't* need working over with said nail-encrusted length two-by-four before being burned at the stake?

If you ask me, it's too good for 'em :evilgrin:

So what do you have in mind then, omit no detail :evilgrin:

[Karlos]

@Adz

I'm working on it mate, I'm working on it...


Muhahahaahaaaaa... *cough*

[Doobrey]

adz wrote:

Karlos wrote:
If you ask me, it's too good for 'em :evilgrin:

So what do you have in mind then, omit no detail

Well, the first thing that popped into my vacant mind..

 .. Gag them with Bloodlines sock, and force them to listen to that Crazy Frog song on auto repeat whilst holding their eyes open with matchsticks and being forced to watch Big Brother (or whatever UnReality show is on at the time) for 24 hours.
  Reformat their PC and install Windows 3.0. Although they've probably got a Powerbook, so gimme that and buy them an Oric Atmos.
 
  Then once the pretentious little {Ashcroft}'s spirits have been broken, send them down the DSS/Job Centre/Whatever Labour are calling it this year, to get a proper job.

[Karlos]

Doobrey wrote:
Well, the first thing that popped into my vacant mind..

:lol:

More or less what I was thinking. Certainly I was thinking of something sock and real job related anyway!

[metalman]

@Karlos

7035posts/32months= 220 posts per month average :-o

[Karlos]

:lol:

If you put it like that it looks kinda a lot, eh?

-edit-

To be fair, probably a few hundred were in the various groaner's corner threads.

-/edit-

I'm sure that there are plenty of more prolific posters when viewed in posts/unit time. I seem to remember Speel managed about 220 a day when he first arrived :-)

[metalman]

@Karlos
I'm sure that there are plenty of more prolific posters when viewed in posts/unit time. I seem to remember Speel managed about 220 a day when he first arrived

My rate for comparison
236posts/11 months =22 post per month

I'll be at 7035 posts in merely
7035posts/22 ==320 months (26.6 years}! :-o  :-o  :-o

[Karlos]

Cripes. I was away for about a month too :lol:

-edit-

I was unemployed for a chunk of time after the first six months or so of joining. Amazing the amount of posts you can make between looking at jobs online...

[adz]

Karlos wrote:

Doobrey wrote:
Well, the first thing that popped into my vacant mind..

:lol:

More or less what I was thinking. Certainly I was thinking of something sock and real job related anyway!

Couldn't we just subject them to a life of grayscale by stapling grey cellophane over their eyes?

[Karlos]

adz wrote:

Couldn't we just subject them to a life of grayscale by stapling grey cellophane over their eyes?

:lol:

I fear that may not quite work as expected. Disconnect all their cone cells in their retinas. That ought to do it...

[Doobrey]

I was using a laser level at work the other day, had to wear some red glasses to see the laser, and they turned the whole world greyscale.
It was blooming freaky, like being in an old b&w film :insane:

[Karlos]

@Doobrey

:lol:

You don't see red as a colour either then?

[Doobrey]

OK smartie pants, yes you would see red as a colour.
But I was working outside, with a nice blue sky, and green countryside as far as the eye could see, with nothing red.
 Still couldn't see the tiny red dot from the laser though, had to walk along holding a sheet of paper in front to follow the beam :-x

[Karlos]

Doobrey wrote:
OK smartie pants, yes you would see red as a colour.

No, seriously, I don't really perceive red. I thought you might be the same ;-)

[adz]

Karlos wrote:

:lol:

I fear that may not quite work as expected. Disconnect all their cone cells in their retinas. That ought to do it...

It may have some impact, only one way to find out, bring me a test subject and I shall perform said procedure immediately :evilgrin:

[adz]

Karlos wrote:

No, seriously, I don't really perceive red. I thought you might be the same ;-)

"Your eyes can deceive you, do not trust them..." Listen to these wise words young Jedi :lol: