What kind of API would you use to manipulate smell or taste?
Probably something like an audio API.
Mind you, I wouldn't want to be within 10 feet when it crashes. I already have a family of skunks in my back yard.
Makes you wonder what kind of batteries you'd need for that, too. My dad told me a story once about a pickle truck that overturned. I can only imagine an accident with a truck carrying a load of Olfactory Power Units. :-)
Idiocy
Things that affects the brain may be able to do serious damage.
I don't want it.
I'm sure you'll feel better after watching a re-run of Total Recall.
Hey, if something screws up, there's always damage control. :-)