Why stop at the petition?
I think we should build a church dedicated to him, so that everyone could worship Punkie.
CU_Amiga, I'll need you to get ahold of some holy water, a white robe, lots of candles, and a big cross.
Karlos, you start gathering lumber and see if you can find a big bell somewhere.
We'll open up with a public sacrifice of Jonopike and Sumner.
If CU_Amiga has faith in him worthy of being in our newly founded club, I think that he should be sacrificed as well as a token of respect to our lord Punkie (the leader).