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Re: Ooooh the bliss
« Reply #29 on: February 08, 2005, 04:08:45 PM »
Life rules!  :love:

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Re: Ooooh the bliss
« Reply #30 on: February 08, 2005, 04:10:33 PM »
I want the same drugs you're on - that's six days now :-o

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Re: Ooooh the bliss
« Reply #31 on: February 08, 2005, 04:47:48 PM »
What, Sioux can't provide your daily intake anymore? ;-)

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Re: Ooooh the bliss
« Reply #32 on: February 08, 2005, 04:52:02 PM »
Aww, Odin's loved up which can't be a bad thing...  Good luck to you Odin!  However, beware of the following:

The physical/psychological changes that occur when a male falls in love are quite profound:

1) His facial expression becomes a blend of shellshock and the look your dog has on his face when he's particularly pleased to see you.

2) He will develop an appreciation for shopping and be able to pass meaningful comments on the aesthetic merits of shoes.

3) All free will is drained from his being. He'll become a mindless automaton, following the verbal commands of his new beloved.

4) All antisocial boldily functions will cease forthwith.  

5) The subject will suddenly develop an appreciation for wine.

6) He will clean his bathroom.

7) He will suddenly replace his entire underpant collection for something of slightly less threadbare appearence.

8) He will no longer feel foolish taking longer than 2.25 seconds in choosing an appropriate bunch of flowers.
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Re: Ooooh the bliss
« Reply #33 on: February 08, 2005, 04:53:34 PM »
Ahem, as an observation I've noticed some of the above behaviour when a certain lady Scot is frequenting these pages...  (anyone else thinking of Bloodline and x-ray?)

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Re: Ooooh the bliss
« Reply #34 on: February 08, 2005, 06:43:24 PM »
@PMC
Except for these two:

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1) His facial expression becomes a blend of shellshock and the look your dog has on his face when he's particularly pleased to see you.


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3) All free will is drained from his being. He'll become a mindless automaton, following the verbal commands of his new beloved.


you basically wanna say I'm a narcist? :-o
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Re: Ooooh the bliss
« Reply #35 on: February 08, 2005, 07:37:51 PM »
"...Ahem, as an observation I've noticed some of the above behaviour when a certain lady Scot is frequenting these pages... (anyone else thinking of Bloodline and x-ray?)..."

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 :lol:

Well, let me try to be objective and honest at the same time (although historically the fine mist of testosterone and the demure haze of that feminine beauty must surely be at least a slight handicap)...

Edit: I wrote something very long...poured my feelings out like custard on a slice of apple crumble, but alas it won't do and must be deleted.

The short version:

Edit: I wrote something short like a dollop of syrup on a plain biscuit, but it wouldn't have digested well, so that's gone too.



 

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Re: Ooooh the bliss
« Reply #36 on: February 08, 2005, 07:44:56 PM »
So, Odin...tell us a bit about your new honey.
 

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Re: Ooooh the bliss
« Reply #37 on: February 08, 2005, 07:45:55 PM »
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6) He will clean his bathroom.
a guy cleaning his bathroom?????? :-o

this means it's the end of the world, doesn't it???? :-P
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Re: Ooooh the bliss
« Reply #38 on: February 08, 2005, 08:19:46 PM »
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What, Sioux can't provide your daily intake anymore? ;-)

I provide her daily intake ;-)
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Re: Ooooh the bliss
« Reply #39 on: February 08, 2005, 08:20:13 PM »
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6) He will clean his bathroom.
a guy cleaning his bathroom?????? :-o

this means it's the end of the world, doesn't it???? :-P

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Re: Ooooh the bliss
« Reply #40 on: February 08, 2005, 08:31:41 PM »
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X-ray wrote:

Edit: I wrote something very long...poured my feelings out like custard on a slice of apple crumble, but alas it won't do and must be deleted.


Gaaaah!  I missed it!

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The short version:

Edit: I wrote something short like a dollop of syrup on a plain biscuit, but it wouldn't have digested well, so that's gone too.


[sniff]
Just tell her how you feel mate, write her a heartwrenching poem (Ode to Blobrana....) or just even comliment her on her Quake prowess?

February 14th is fast approaching, so you'd best get your skates on...

Isn't it romantic?
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Re: Ooooh the bliss
« Reply #41 on: February 08, 2005, 08:45:42 PM »
"Just tell her how you feel mate, write her a heartwrenching poem (Ode to Blobrana....)"

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That would surely give her indigestion...
 

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Re: Ooooh the bliss
« Reply #42 on: February 08, 2005, 09:00:52 PM »
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That would surely give her indigestion...
not to mention the rest of us!
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Re: Ooooh the bliss
« Reply #43 on: February 09, 2005, 12:27:10 AM »
@X-Ray

I think you should bone up on astrononmy and also challenge her to a one on one fragfest in Quake 3, if you are serious about making a good impression. Our erstwhile blobrana doesn't seem the type for all that sockly-sweet mushy stuff.

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Re: Ooooh the bliss
« Reply #44 from previous page: February 09, 2005, 07:42:41 AM »
@ Karlos

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