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[Wilse]

Apologies if I'm remembering this wrong but I seem to remember you as a Blackburn Rovers fan.

If so, you might appreciate this:
http://footballonsunday.net/headlines/?id=4270

P.S. I don't actually agree with what I've written, I just found it amusing.
I'm a Rangers supporter and would be happy to have him back.

You might wan't to knock up a spoof headline yourself. :-)

Wilse wrote:
Apologies if I'm remembering this wrong but I seem to remember you as a Blackburn Rovers fan.

If so, you might appreciate this:
http://footballonsunday.net/headlines/?id=4270

P.S. I don't actually agree with what I've written, I just found it amusing.
I'm a Rangers supporter and would be happy to have him back.

You might wan't to knock up a spoof headline yourself. :-)

:lol:

What I find amusing is that in typical "tight arse jock" style, your chairman who valued Ferguson at £6,500,500 only 17 months ago when we bought him has offered us £440,000 to buy him.

Quite rightly we told him to fek off.

I dunno why his ned wife doesn't like it round here though, as heroin is plentiful and cheap just yards from the players entrance (I am quite serious too!)

[Wilse]

Blackburn still owe Rangers two and a half million pounds for him, so
it was actually a three million pound valuation, for a player who
smashed his knee-cap not too long ago.

But even still, I agree Rangers were rightly told to fak off.

I reckon if the offer four (including the 2.5 still owed) blackburn
will sell.

Wilse wrote:
Blackburn still owe Rangers two and a half million pounds for him, so
it was actually a three million pound valuation, for a player who
smashed his knee-cap not too long ago.

But even still, I agree Rangers were rightly told to fak off.

I reckon if the offer four (including the 2.5 still owed) blackburn
will sell.

Well, he's not playing today.  What does that tell us? :-(

[Wilse]

Could be a sign Blackburn are resigned to letting him go.
The fact that Blackburn seem to have secured Mr. Savage's services could also be a factor.

I'm just back from the Rangers match. Despite winning 3-0, they were abismal, particularly in midfield.

So, Ferguson would definitely help matters.

Wilse wrote:
Could be a sign Blackburn are resigned to letting him go.
The fact that Blackburn seem to have secured Mr. Savage's services could also be a factor.

I'm just back from the Rangers match. Despite winning 3-0, they were abismal, particularly in midfield.

So, Ferguson would definitely help matters.

Tugay, Ferguson and Savage would be fantastic together in midfield.

I really hope we don't sell him back to you.

[Wilse]

We used to have Tugay and Ferguson in midfield.

I always thought Tugay was an unfortunate name for a footballer, although nowhere near as unfortunate as Raffael Scheidt (pronounced 'shyte'), whom Celtic paid £6m for then never played him.
I reckon they were worried about opposition fans singing "you're Scheidt and you know you are." :-)

Wilse wrote:
We used to have Tugay and Ferguson in midfield.

I always thought Tugay was an unfortunate name for a footballer, although nowhere near as unfortunate as Raffael Scheidt (pronounced 'shyte'), whom Celtic paid £6m for then never played him.
I reckon they were worried about opposition fans singing "you're Scheidt and you know you are." :-)

:lol:

Aye, Ferguson and Tugay are a great combination.

Damien Duff and Tugay were a better combination though.

[Wilse]

He handed in a transfer request the other day.

You can see the actual request here:
http://www.bbc.co.uk/scotland/sportscotland/offtheball/images/illinformer/2004-05/b/bazzastransfer.jpg

Wilse wrote:
He handed in a transfer request the other day.

You can see the actual request here:
http://www.bbc.co.uk/scotland/sportscotland/offtheball/images/illinformer/2004-05/b/bazzastransfer.jpg

The deal is already done.  Just crossing the T's and dotting the I's apparently.

I won't miss him really, he hardly played for starters! ;-)

[Wilse]

I just realised that you might not be aware of Barry's image up here.

He's usually lampooned as a somewhat undereducated and poorly spoken ned.

Lot's of spoof TV sketches about him, featuring "Kappa trackies" and Barry asking interviewers:
"Here, see before the game starts and you can see two big badges, wan fur each team, painted oan tae the pitch, how dae yeez dae that?
Dae a team a' painters run oot and then, jist afore the gemm starts, charge oot again, bit wi turps insteed?"

[Pause and puzzled expression]

"Computer graphics? Aye, so it is! You're pullin' ma plunger, ya fud."

Most humourous and, I'm sure, completely inaccurate. :lol:

-EDIT-
Hence the "transfer request" above. ;-)

I just realised that you might not be aware of Barry's image up here.

He's usually lampooned as a somewhat undereducated and poorly spoken ned.

We have that image of all Scots. ;-)

[Wilse]

I know. We love you for it and are not bitter.

After all, we have the pleasure of referring to you as Southerners. ;-)
Something my girlfriend (from Leeds) still can't get her head round.

Wilse wrote:
I know. We love you for it and are not bitter.

After all, we have the pleasure of referring to you as Southerners. ;-)
Something my girlfriend (from Leeds) still can't get her head round.

Yes, it's such a derogatory term isn't it? :-D

I particularly love calling my soon to be brother-in-law a Southern Ponce.

It really irritates him, as he's a big fella.  I put him down the second time I met him as he reckoned no one could, while we were showing him how northerners could drink more in our local.

Whilst living in the midlands it was weird, southerners called brummies northerners, and northerners call em southerners.

No wonder there is a high rate of mental illness in Brum, they must be so confused!

[cecilia]

Sassenach! :evil:

(It's amazing how that word coming out of the mouth of an Irish or Scottish fellow really sounds dirty!)