Knowing the Happy Mondays I'm not in the slightest bit surprised that they attempted to get high on Sudafed.
Mark Berry is a hero of mine, for he made bad dancing cool in 1990. You could go to a club and literally throw random shapes with no sense of rhythmn or timing and would for once look like a dancing god.
When I'm PM I'm going to give Bez a knighthood. I just want to hear the Queen refer to him as Sir Bez, or Lord Bez of Salford...