Argh! Make it stop!

[Karlos]

PMC wrote:
Solution?

A g/f and a set of earplugs.  You can happily snooze away knowing your lady friend will gently wake you up in the morning with far more subtlety than either an alarm clock or the sound of Chris Moyles's voice at 07:30 Am.

Nice in theory, but I see a bit of a logical flaw. The erstwhile good lady would also likely be wearing earplugs to keep the noise out :-)

[Karlos]

Speelgoedmannetje wrote:

Karlos wrote:
BTW, does my new avatar make me look a total tit?

Absolutely not.
I mean, it's a very happy av :-)

I was aiming for a cheery pic ;-) I just got a "Potato" T-shirt from weebl's stuff mechandising as a gift from a friend :lol:

[odin]

What's with the thick hairdo. Or is it cold even inside teh house :-P.

[Karlos]

odin wrote:
What's with the thick hairdo. Or is it cold even inside teh house :-P.

It was a bit chilly, but generally my hair is getting long again and I just put the hat on to keep it out of my face ;-)

Speelgoedmannetje wrote:
hm, I always need a defibrilator to wake up

As I was hinting at earlier, a blowjob usually does the trick for me! :-D

A nice and gentle way to start the day!

Guaranteed to make you happy to be alive first thing in the morning.

[Karlos]

@mdma

Too much info dude :lol:

[Karlos]

Speelgoedmannetje wrote:
hm, I always need a defibrilator to wake up

Crude, but doubtless effective :-D

[cecilia]

BTW, does my new avatar make me look a total tit?

yes

:roflmao:

[PMC]

Hehe, I know what a defibrilator is, but knowing Speel's legendary love of the ale I had to ask if he was referring to the A&E equipment or an alcoholic beverage of his own design.

:pint:

Karlos, the new avatar isn't that bad at all but I preferred your sock tribute!  

@MDMA

I assume your bathroom cabinet is stocked well with Listerine? :lol:

I assume your bathroom cabinet is stocked well with Listerine?

:lol:

/In voice of Peter Kay's Max

Hoo dare you?

;-)

[Speelgoedmannetje]

PMC wrote:
Hehe, I know what a defibrilator is, but knowing Speel's legendary love of the ale I had to ask if he was referring to the A&E equipment or an alcoholic beverage of his own design.

Nononono, I'm a leftie, a greenie, I mean, I like things the natural way, so only traditional alcohol beverages (like wine and beer) for me, for tasting a rich culture :-)

[PMC]

mdma wrote:

:lol:

/In voice of Peter Kay's Max

Hoo dare you?

;-)

A "top tip" from none other than Tom Jones was to liberally "freshen up" with Listerine first so that the lady is presented with an agreeably minty erm...  Well you get the picture.

[PMC]

Fair play speel...  So you're a fan of real ales then???

:pint:

How about single malt scotch?  These are often brewed by small distilleries with natural ingredients and are a thoroughly agreeable taste.  I can't stand most blended whiskeys, but single malts seem to go down a treat.

[Speelgoedmannetje]

Alas, I do not yet know how to appreciate whiskeys

maybe one day (well, in a moderate consuming fashion)

PMC wrote:
Fair play speel...  So you're a fan of real ales then???

:pint:

How about single malt scotch?  These are often brewed by small distilleries with natural ingredients and are a thoroughly agreeable taste.  I can't stand most blended whiskeys, but single malts seem to go down a treat.

I can't stand any scotch whisky i've ever tried, but i do love Jameson's Irish Whiskey with a dash of Canada Dry, or good ol' Jack Daniels Bourbon with a splash of Cola. Yum!

[Star69]

Scotch whisky is by far the best kind of whisky imho (and it's not because i'm biased ;-))

Personal favourites are: Balvenie 12yo, Longmorn 15yo + Te Bheag connoiseurs choice (blended)