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Dear Santa (adults only)
« on: December 23, 2004, 06:32:01 PM »
 :lol:

Dear Santa
 

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Re: Dear Santa (adults only)
« Reply #1 on: December 23, 2004, 06:37:46 PM »
 :lol:

 

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Re: Dear Santa (adults only)
« Reply #2 on: December 23, 2004, 11:15:48 PM »
 :roflmao:  Nice one..

I just hope I`ve been good enough for Santa to bring me a limited edition 'Crack Whore Barbie'..complete with big hoopie earings and a burberry hat, either that or the Glue Factory addon for My Little Pony.
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Re: Dear Santa (adults only)
« Reply #3 on: December 23, 2004, 11:53:24 PM »
@ Doobrey

Yup, I put in my list too:

1) I want a firewall upgrade (I'm tired of the Vickers). I would like the entire nose-section of an A10 mounted next to the front door and a tray with Chav-bling mounted invitingly underneath.

2) Bridget Fonda on a slice of bread. I'm not fussed whether the bread is white, brown, or Hovis Best-of-Both. (It's not good to be too fussy).

3) A Special Thing (can't describe here  :sealed: )
 

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Re: Dear Santa (adults only)
« Reply #4 on: December 25, 2004, 10:03:54 AM »
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3) A Special Thing (can't describe here  :sealed: )


Would this be any help? :lol:
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Re: Dear Santa (adults only)
« Reply #5 on: December 25, 2004, 12:05:32 PM »
"...heavy duty anal lube..."



 :-o

I don't know if Bridget Fonda will be keen on that  :-P