Joke for Friday

[Doobrey]

@PMC.. :smack:

[GadgetMaster]

@PMC

Groaners not allowed here. They have their owen little corner. Have respect man.  :insane:  :whack:  :-D

[Plus4]

!Nissan Maindealer! :laughing:

Pete goes out to the pub for a BIG session  :pint: , Over a period of hours he get completely p*ssed.  Everyone knows when Pete has had a drink he gets crazy and confused, he staggers home and upstairs...

Waking up his wife he holds up a tired looking chicken "Look at this pig I've been sh*gging"

Wife "Your're drunk again and THAT is a chicken"

Pete "I know, it was the chicken I was talking to"

[PMC]

At least one person appreciated it...  Can't be that bad surely?  I was worried that someone might find it offensive and was prepared to remove it, but not laughing at my joke doesn't warrant deleting it...

Here's a true one:  

I was trying to explain to a friend about an ex's obsession with collecting animals of all different types and was asked "but what about the smell?" to which I replied "They get used to it, I did".

[X-ray]

@ PMC

I also liked your joke, and believe me Nelson Mandela is not immune from being included in jokes. I didn't find it offensive at all.

[PMC]

Cheers X-ray.

I must confess that Nelson Mandela is a role model of mine, but then I haven't lived in SA since his release and rise to power so can't comment on his competence as a political leader, only on my impression of his public persona.

[Vincent]

PMC wrote:
At least one person appreciated it...  Can't be that bad surely?  I was worried that someone might find it offensive and was prepared to remove it, but not laughing at my joke doesn't warrant deleting it...

I don't think there's actually been a joke here so offensive that it's been deleted.  Maybe we're only just on the right side of the line tho :-D

--edit--

That's NOT a challenge by the way :-D

[X-ray]

"..That's NOT a challenge by the way.."


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X-ray notices the microphone being taken away from him and Bloodline.

[Vincent]

X-ray wrote:
"..That's NOT a challenge by the way.."

Even though I wrote that, I expect the floodgates to open ;-)

X-ray notices the microphone being taken away from him and Bloodline.

And Karlos... And Me... :-P

[X-ray]

Just give the mic to Blobzie, we'll be alright then.

[PMC]

X-ray wrote:
Just give the mic to Blobzie, we'll be alright then.

Has anyone else noticed La Blob's discrete absence from some of the more bawdy posts on here lately?

I hope her conspicuous absence isn't connected with the general bawdiness of the posting recently?

[X-ray]

I think she was repulsed by the Sock. I don't blame her, it is for boys of a rude nature such as myself.
 
But you're right, she hasn't been around much lately.
Come back, Blobzie, we promise to keep it clean (well, as long as we can  :-P )

[Vincent]

X-ray wrote:
Come back, Blobzie, we promise to keep it clean (well, as long as we can  :-P )

:-o  That's been 10 minutes so far!  How have you managed this far?

I'm sure the detoxing symptoms would've kicked in by now :-P

[PMC]

X-ray wrote:
I think she was repulsed by the Sock. I don't blame her, it is for boys of a rude nature such as myself.
 
But you're right, she hasn't been around much lately.
Come back, Blobzie, we promise to keep it clean (well, as long as we can  :-P )

To be honest I was repulsed by the sock, but I found it sufficiently amusing to have to contribute my tuppence worth!  

I do miss Blob's posts as I generally seem to learn something new from her every time. I do appreciate her subtle wit too, even though I've been on the receiving end of one or two of her harsher quips.  

[X-ray]

@ Vince

I'm battling here, but holding on tight...

@ PMC

Yes, I remember my first encounter with Blobzie. It was in the SETI (not settee) thread. She told me that any intelligent lifeform would have understood the reference to settee as she meant it to be in the thread title. (I don't remember the wording exactly, just the sting of the comment).
Here's to Blobzie and her very dry sense of humour  :pint:

[PMC]

X-ray wrote:
@ PMC
Yes, I remember my first encounter with Blobzie. It was in the SETI (not settee) thread. She told me that any intelligent lifeform would have understood the reference to settee as she meant it to be in the thread title. (I don't remember the wording exactly, just the sting of the comment).
Here's to Blobzie and her very dry sense of humour  :pint:

Ah, I think I remember now.

My favorite Blob moment was when she referred to her soft spot for JonoPike being "a bog in Ireland".  Another one was when I posted something about why confidence is a commodity that deserts you when you need it most (I was suffering from pre-first date jitters), to which she proceeded to play out a worst case scenario for me in a truly excruciating way.  It was definitely kicking someone while they're down, but it confirmed my suspicions that Blob does indeed have a very evil streak.