@wilse
Try the following names for a laugh. All genuine, I can assure you.
Juan Kerr - His mother was spanish, father was Irish (IIRC).
Merlin Brick - strange bloke in the village one of my old Uni mates came from.
Richard Head - a old work colleage of my friend Andy.
Theresa Tickle - "Tess" for short. Poor lass, she really got some stick!