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Offline whabangTopic starter

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E-mails can be hazardous!
« on: September 22, 2004, 10:09:35 AM »
A middle-aged couple from the mid-west decided, during a cold winter, that they were to go on a holliday to the hotel, in Florida, where they spent their honeymoon twenty years earlier.
To save money, they had to travel separately, and the man got there a day before his wife. He noticed that there was a computer in the room, and he decided to send an e-mail to his wife. Unfortunately, he missed a letter in the name.
The e-mail ended up in a computer belonging to a woman, who recently became a widow.
She had just come home from the funeral, and was checking for condolence e-mails.

Her son found her fainted, and noticed the following text on the screen:

Subject: I have arrived
Message body:
I know you are surprised to hear from me; they have computers here these days, and they allow you to e-mail your close ones. I just checked in, and I have prepared everything for your arrival tomorrow evening.
I'm looking forward to seeing you, and I hope your journey will be just as problem-free as mine.

Love you forever,

Your husbaind.

PS: It's really hot down here!
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Re: E-mails can be hazardous!
« Reply #1 on: September 22, 2004, 11:50:57 AM »
@whabang

:lol: ...in a sick kind of way :-P


BTW...Congrats on passing 5000 posts :pint:


BTW 2...the missus saw your new av and thought it was Arnold Schwarzenegger :lol:
 

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Re: E-mails can be hazardous!
« Reply #2 on: September 22, 2004, 12:01:29 PM »
Thanks! :pint:

Say thanks to your missus from me! :-D
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Re: E-mails can be hazardous!
« Reply #3 on: September 22, 2004, 12:56:58 PM »
ahem,
'bout that Schwarzenegger thing
tis for sure no compliment I fear, since only your face is visible on your av
beseen the face of Schwarzenegger :nervous:

I'd like to say you don't look like Schwarzenegger :-)

(tis once be said that I look like Micheal Moore :shocked:
And the canary said: \'chirp\'