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Non existence
« on: September 09, 2004, 02:46:56 PM »
I have just discovered that I don't exist, a rather worrying situation. Any advice on what I should do?
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Re: Non existence
« Reply #1 on: September 09, 2004, 02:48:59 PM »
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I have just discovered that I don't exist, a rather worrying situation. Any advice on what I should do?


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-Edit- Or take out a Loan, miss a payment then you'll see if you exist or not :-)

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Re: Non existence
« Reply #2 on: September 09, 2004, 03:01:13 PM »
Sound advice, but are you sure that you exist?
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Re: Non existence
« Reply #3 on: September 09, 2004, 03:06:40 PM »
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I have just discovered that I don't exist, a rather worrying situation. Any advice on what I should do?

Eh?
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Re: Non existence
« Reply #4 on: September 09, 2004, 03:11:50 PM »
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Sound advice, but are you sure that you exist?


Does it matter?

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Re: Non existence
« Reply #5 on: September 09, 2004, 03:54:18 PM »
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I have just discovered that I don't exist, a rather worrying situation. Any advice on what I should do?
:pint:
(if you cannot grab the pint, you know you don't exist. If you can grab and drink it you know you exist. If you grab the pint and try to drink it but all the beer splashes on the ground and your pants get soaked you know you're drunk)
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Re: Non existence
« Reply #6 on: September 09, 2004, 04:00:30 PM »
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I have just discovered that I don't exist, a rather worrying situation. Any advice on what I should do?
:pint:
(if you cannot grab the pint, you know you don't exist. If you can grab and drink it you know you exist. If you grab the pint and try to drink it but all the beer splashes on the ground and your pants get soaked you know you're drunk)


If you can't grab the the pint and don't try to drink it, but all the beer splashes to the ground and your pants get soaked... does it matter if it makes a sound?

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Re: Non existence
« Reply #7 on: September 09, 2004, 04:15:42 PM »
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I have just discovered that I don't exist, a rather worrying situation. Any advice on what I should do?


Your name isn't SharkPPC is it?
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Re: Non existence
« Reply #8 on: September 09, 2004, 04:42:17 PM »
Sorry but I never reply to people who dont exist.

And any way, you may be an imposter who dont exist how can I tell?

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Re: Non existence
« Reply #9 on: September 09, 2004, 06:36:23 PM »
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Sorry but I never reply to people who dont exist.


You just did. :-)
 

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Re: Non existence
« Reply #10 on: September 09, 2004, 06:57:04 PM »
Yeah, in fact, can you please change your nick to SharkPPC if you don't exist - then at least I could derive some humour from it.
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Re: Non existence
« Reply #11 on: September 10, 2004, 12:25:07 AM »
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I have just discovered that I don't exist, a rather worrying situation. Any advice on what I should do?

Change your name to jhv and  move in  mysterious ways:lol:
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Re: Non existence
« Reply #12 on: September 10, 2004, 12:56:59 AM »
Hum,

Perhaps he's a Buddhist on the eight-fold path,

Though certainly, in principle, he may  be Heisenberg ..


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Re: Non existence
« Reply #13 on: September 10, 2004, 01:13:05 AM »
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Though certainly, in principle, he may  be Heisenberg ..


I don't know whether to *groan* or to :laughing:
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Re: Non existence
« Reply #14 on: September 10, 2004, 10:45:43 AM »
 
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I have just discovered that I don't exist, a rather worrying situation. Any advice on what I should do?


Care to elaborate? :lol: